Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
unattractive
Canada
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Maria
York, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
anonymous
Indiana, United States
Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
booger
Plano, United States
Picky picky
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted, "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML
blushingbride
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
HaleyIsabelle
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ew, dude
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Picky
Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Anonymous
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
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pussywhipedmofo 4
Today, I was trying to pick this disgusting huge booger from my gfs nose while she was asleep. She just woke up. FML.
shovels 0
Who 'nose' why he did that...
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Comments (172)
stefiemenendez 0
ok?
pinkietuskadaro 0
think he's a keeper
missy021 0
lol eww
meccshpie 0
with his dick
cmariasade 0
that's only normal lol
Britbrat628 0
why did he do it
seeunexttuesdays 6
thats the only hole he could get into I guess....
kmg103 0
did he hit gold?
PinkBeatdown 0
that's cute
purplegirl7 0
was he digging for gold?