Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, as I was shampooing my hair in the shower, the power went out. Since my house has well water, no power means no water. FML
Oddly specific insomnia
Today, the power went out. Thankfully, it was early in the morning so I should've been able to sleep through it. Then I realized I have an impossible time sleeping during power outages. FML
Outage
Today, there was a power outage at my apartment. I ended up deciding that the power wasn't going to come on any time soon, and that I should go to a hotel for the night. Just after I unpacked at the hotel, my neighbor called to say the power had come back. FML
Today, a strong storm knocked the power out at our office. I was dismissed five hours early, had my desk locked up and was walking toward the doors to leave when the power came back on. FML
Today, the power went out at school. If it's out for more than twenty minutes, standard procedure is to let us go home. They came back on almost nineteen minutes later. FML
Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
Snow Day
Today, my power went out due to a huge snow storm. I was in desperate need of candles and flashlights. I had to walk to the store since the roads were closed. I walked 4 miles in the blizzard. When I got home, the power came back on. FML
Damp, dark night
Today, I'm staying in a hotel. The power went out while I was having a shower. So I waited for it to come back on, until an announcement came over the fire alarm, "Due to generating failure, the power will be off for the rest of the night. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused, and have a good night." FML
Likely story
Today, I was doing an online live exam with the camera on when the power suddenly went out. FML
Is that even legal?
Today, I had a really good day out just to come home right before the electricity company closed for the day, to find out my payment hadn’t gone through and they'd turned it off. FML
Top comments
hedgerow 0
you can't make lunch without electricity? WTF man. that's pathetic
Residence_fml 4
I think your school finds it a proper excuse why you were late if you didn't make it in the end. It sounds like the black out wasn't only in your house so they can even look it up if it is that horrible your late
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Comments (155)
kirikochan 0
Uhh OP... how can u shower if u have no power? or was it a cold shower. I don't knoe
wintamint101 7
if your powers out how did you take a shower?
hales12 0
no need to say that I'm (she) retarded. geez.
irockfendergirl 0
63- I never said you are retarded... sorry to disappoint you. :( Im too old to be calling people retarded and idiots. I'm not 12.
happy_dino 6
suck it up you whiny bitch!
stupid20201 0
who cares it's gonna happen to every 1 eventually
peacock13 0
How did you shower with the power out? Or do you find it normal to shower in freezing cold water? Some hot water heaters are electric, however some do run on gas...
SarahhBabi 0
boo hoo. at least you could take a shower. we can't take a shower at my house when the power's out cuz the well will run out of pre-pumped water
RMBtrumpet 0
I just love how stupid ass fmls like this get posted, that are neither funny, or anything out of the ordinary but none of mine get posted.
Ucla_cupcake 0
I know right? Whiny ass FML's like this one get posted, but mine never do. Some mods are just...
special_Tay 0
#29 FTW