Today, I woke up to find my best friend lying down and unresponsive. Frightened, I tapped on the glass. He got scared and started swimming again. My best friend is a fish. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see a fortune teller. She said one of my closest friends will die soon because of me. Frightened I hurried home to avoid meeting anyone I know. At home I found my goldfish floating on its back. Apparently I forgot to feed my closest friend for the past 3 days. FML
Today, I was woken up by my phone alarm blaring at full volume. I grabbed it to hit snooze, but in my half-asleep state, I accidentally threw it across the room. It hit the wall, bounced off, and landed in my fish tank. My fish is fine. My phone is not. FML
Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML
Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML
Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML
Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML
Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML
Today, while swimming under water, my 80-pound lab thought I was drowning and tried to "rescue" me by jumping in after me, wrapping his front legs around my neck, and standing on my chest. FML
Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML
Today, I nearly drowned. I was at a wave pool for the first time and stupidly swam out to the deep end. When the waves turned on, I discovered I can't swim in rough water. Despite my yelling, "Help!" and flailing around, the lifeguard paid me no attention. My friend had to save me. FML
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datgamerchick 14
The snack that smiles back.
XxAnnie23xX 15
That's not bad, alot of people consider their bestfriends to be pets C:
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Comments (124)
LiterOfCola 16
Today, I was woken up yet again by this random, clingy asshole shaking me violently. He thinks I'm his best friend. FML
pradip 26
She*
jojimugo 20
You found Nemo , now get a life
silvercamaro 22
Fish are beast, I guess your doing ok then
emeraldisle 30
*you're
alliewillie 22
*best
zepher93 7
It was meant to be beast. Not best. Do not correct something if you do not know ones intentions.
Bigdanish9785 3
Sounds like something you would see on /b/ - just missing the "mfw"
ICastillo 25
I'm just going to ask, you thought your fish drowned huh?
fmlallthetyme 23
That's actually possible...
ICastillo 25
Really? How does that happen man?
rattusrattus 19
Not enough oxygen in the water.
ICastillo 25
Oh man I feel stupid now. But it's good to know.
fudgeimout 2
I read this as you had a human best friend that likes to act like a fish. And I was like odd. And then reread to see it was an actual fish. And now I'm like okay, much more normal.
bee182 5
I did the same thing ahaha
fylx100 19
Wtf guys!? You guys made my day! Lmao!
carou123 8
Rofl
JoeRogansBEARD 15
OMFG TTYL LOL ROTFLMAO YOU GUYS ARE SOOOO FUNNY .... Die
kenleybunch 15
I wish I could of seen my range of facial expressions while reading this.
Sandsh8rk 36
Fish can't lay down..
Celeste7_fml 18
That reminded me of Minion from Megamind. He seems like a good friend. :)
mea_iloveskiing 26
That fish meets you over and over again every three seconds :)