Today, I woke up excited to go trick-or-treating, the treat being candy. Instead, my town has officially postponed Halloween due to blackouts. I guess this is where the trick comes in. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML
Today, I bought fifteen bags of candy for the trick-or-treaters. I sat outside with a bowl of candy the whole night. Only one person came. FML
Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML
Today, after a stressful shift at work, I bought three bags of candy to hand out to trick-or-treaters tonight. I didn’t realize until I got home that one bag had a hole in it, and there were three empty M&M wrappers inside. My grocery store sucks. FML
Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML
Today, I was excited to finally receive my Halloween costume in the mail after the one I ordered back in September got lost in transit. Upon reaching my mailbox, I saw the lock had been broken off and my new costume had been stolen. The party is tomorrow. FML
Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML
Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to get a bunch of candy for our first Halloween at our new house, so she got $60 worth. We got into an argument about who was going to give it out. It’s now 9 p.m. No one came to our door all night. FML
Today, I saw what my mom handed out for trick-or-treaters last night. Toothbrushes. Yup, we're that house. FML
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Top comments
TheWindowLicker 13
I am completely baffled, how does a city postpone Halloween?
Lanceeden 12
But that would add to the spookyness!
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Comments (120)
iEN3RGi3 0
How can you postpone Halloween?!
SiriusOrionBlack 20
they did that to me too :( I had my friend over instead and we pigged out on candy and pizza and watched horror movies :3 cuz I had power and she didnt
B10ndi3 1
Nope. It was banned until cnext Saturday apparently
wolfy634 0
It's because they don't want people to keep opening their doors and letting the heat out.
sparklethelette 6
You should have done what I did, go to a different town to trickortreat (they didnt ALL postpone) and go again in your town next weekend. Lol
amyfj810 2
Same thing on my town... Only they postponed it to the day I'm not gonna be here
iluvcupkakes 0
OMG SSSAAAMMMEE!!!!!
earthrose123 4
Yeah! I can't believe Halloween was postponed...
o0oTYEo0o 0
haha my city to fml
marissaaababy 0
Do u live in ct cause my town did the same thing