Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping body. He rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was at their house I got a tummy ache, then had loud explosive diarrhea. Twice. They definitely heard it all. FML
Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
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AliSama 17
that is not a bad thing. People get sick and everyone goes to the bathroom.
csigabajnok 0
So what? He thought girls never do the "poop" thing or a female fart is just a myth? Wake up, son!
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Comments (160)
DanIsTheMan 1
Shit Happens! lol
chaaoos0013 0
That's just shitty...
themangostar 0
To be honest, it's kinda rude of him. Everyone has explosive diarrhea from time to time. He shouldn't have made you feel bad about it. It's gross, but I'm sure he's had it too.
andelizastrin 0
I'll agree that this had to have been hella embarrassing at the time, but it happens. And if he said it in a lighthearted, teasing way, then I don't think it's a big deal. My boyfriend does the same to me sometimes (though I can't say that I've had explosive diarrhea around him ever). Laugh it off and let it go, he could have told you get out afterwards....
LO_fml 0
dude.. thats mean..
MelancholyArtist 0
for some reason or another, it reminds me of "i see dead people...."
jacklol 0
LIE girls dont poop
Gio_fml 6
ROTMFFLMMFAO...MF (rolling on the motherf**king floor laughing my motherf**king ass off...motherf**ker)
56092 0
aw, that is embarrasing, but everyone should get used to it if they plan to get married. I mean, it happens to everyone once in a while, so there shouldn't be anything to be embarrased about =D
storysoflife 0
hahah , if he's still with you then its all good :p