yawning
Australia
Today, I woke up at 3am to go to work. This will be my new routine from now on. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Tum
Bad start
Today, I was starting a new job that requires me to wake up at 4 am. I set three alarms but was so nervous about sleeping through them that I kept waking up to check the time, which caused me to miss my alarms. Goodbye awesome new job. FML
Anonymous
Early bird special
Today, despite the fact they know I'm commuting hundreds of kilometres, I was requested to come to work at the earliest possible hour, every day. I'll be waking up at half past 3 a.m. and admire sunrises on my way. FML
tiredandsad
Management mix up
Today, I woke up at 2 a.m. and stayed up the rest of the night. I had to go to work from 3 to 11 and I ended up getting my coworker to leave early. As I was getting ready to leave, I found out that I wasn't scheduled today and that I now have to work this Saturday. FML
Shitty Boss Shitty Job
Davenport, United States
Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML
fitzy79
United States
Today, I had to wake up at 4am because my boss set an important business meeting for first thing in the morning. After making sure everything was ready, I went to work. My boss ended up oversleeping and moved the meeting to tomorrow. FML
GaryGaryOhGary
United States
On time
Today, I set my alarm for 3:30 AM to catch an early flight. I got up, got dressed, and arrived at the airport in record time. While checking in, I was told that my flight is tomorrow morning. I’m now wide awake and sitting in a 24-hour diner, having a very early breakfast. FML
NotAMorningPerson
United States
Today, after informing my boss that I needed stress leave from my 70-hour-a-week shifts, I got my new work assignment. Sixty hours a week, starting at 2 a.m. FML
Seriouslynow
San Francisco, United States
Today, I woke up at 6:30 this morning, but I didn't have to be at work till 11. I walked the dog, made breakfast and read for a little bit. I then woke up again at 11:30. FML
Anonymous
The struggle is real
Today, after struggling to get up on time all week at 5 a.m., it's finally my day off, and boom, I'm up exactly at 5 a.m., naturally. No alarm, no struggle. FML
vinniesuckmadack
United States
Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
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ImaginaryFoe 1
And I'm assuming you get off roughly eight hours later and have the rest of the day to yourself? Congratulations on having a job.
Quasar55_fml 18
This website's point is to post anecdotes that you think make your life shitty. If we looked at each FML the way you do with this one, for example with an anecdote posted by a man about his girlfriend, we would see in the comments things like " Well not everybody has a girlfriend. You do, so just shut the **** up ! "
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Comments (214)
duee11 0
how do you know every one loves bonners
Kal_tranz 0
Been doin it for 3 years chasing drilling rigs. Quit your whining
MexiCanadian 0
Mang That's not that bad try waking up at 3am your time while coming from a country that's 2 hours earlier!
girlnxdoor 1
dude your lucky you have work at all, and given that you have to start at 3am im assuming that its at a pretty good hourly rate too. stop being a ******* sook you sound like a moron. just like the people in these comments have said just ******* quit if you dont like it then someone who actually appreciates having something good can have it. its simple suck it up or **** off
JoshK9030 0
but im sure you get off before noon? it couldnt be that bad. i agree with first comment. suck it up aha
CoconutMuffin 5
Ooh, sorry OP! It's okay though, you probably make more moolah though!
angeljewlz 7
#1 I def agree! Man up OP! your life isn't effed, you have a job when a lot of people don't. Be grateful!
MikahAnn 0
just like my boyfriend!! sucks!!:(
MTZ8590 4
STOP BEING SUCH A PUSSY! THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO DON'T EVEN GET TOO SLEEP!
FailBear920 19
turn into a vampire