yawning
Australia
Today, I woke up at 3am to go to work. This will be my new routine from now on. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Tum
Bad start
Today, I was starting a new job that requires me to wake up at 4 am. I set three alarms but was so nervous about sleeping through them that I kept waking up to check the time, which caused me to miss my alarms. Goodbye awesome new job. FML
Anonymous
Early bird special
Today, despite the fact they know I'm commuting hundreds of kilometres, I was requested to come to work at the earliest possible hour, every day. I'll be waking up at half past 3 a.m. and admire sunrises on my way. FML
tiredandsad
Management mix up
Today, I woke up at 2 a.m. and stayed up the rest of the night. I had to go to work from 3 to 11 and I ended up getting my coworker to leave early. As I was getting ready to leave, I found out that I wasn't scheduled today and that I now have to work this Saturday. FML
Shitty Boss Shitty Job
Davenport, United States
Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML
fitzy79
United States
Today, I had to wake up at 4am because my boss set an important business meeting for first thing in the morning. After making sure everything was ready, I went to work. My boss ended up oversleeping and moved the meeting to tomorrow. FML
GaryGaryOhGary
United States
On time
Today, I set my alarm for 3:30 AM to catch an early flight. I got up, got dressed, and arrived at the airport in record time. While checking in, I was told that my flight is tomorrow morning. I’m now wide awake and sitting in a 24-hour diner, having a very early breakfast. FML
NotAMorningPerson
United States
Today, after informing my boss that I needed stress leave from my 70-hour-a-week shifts, I got my new work assignment. Sixty hours a week, starting at 2 a.m. FML
Seriouslynow
San Francisco, United States
Today, I woke up at 6:30 this morning, but I didn't have to be at work till 11. I walked the dog, made breakfast and read for a little bit. I then woke up again at 11:30. FML
Anonymous
The struggle is real
Today, after struggling to get up on time all week at 5 a.m., it's finally my day off, and boom, I'm up exactly at 5 a.m., naturally. No alarm, no struggle. FML
vinniesuckmadack
United States
Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
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ImaginaryFoe 1
And I'm assuming you get off roughly eight hours later and have the rest of the day to yourself? Congratulations on having a job.
Quasar55_fml 18
This website's point is to post anecdotes that you think make your life shitty. If we looked at each FML the way you do with this one, for example with an anecdote posted by a man about his girlfriend, we would see in the comments things like " Well not everybody has a girlfriend. You do, so just shut the **** up ! "
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Comments (214)
iKamikaze 0
I have the same schedule. stop being a little bitch
borirican70 0
get over it and stop whining
catmadshea 1
ok? so? at least you have a job.
hazmatt23 0
I work 7 p.m. -7 a.m. and my sleeping scheduled is out of whack. But I have a job so Im not complaining.
duburich 0
you are such a bitch! omg haha I'm 18 in the navy, go to work at 3 am.. get off at 5 pm.. yea 14 hour days.. Friday sat and sun off every week.. the sad part is that you prolly get off at noon one o'clock.. it's called nutting up and being a man.. I forget who said it but people would kill for your job.. I hope you get fired.. give the job to someone who wants it.. If you do YDI.. too much pussyfooting it.. grow up
CarsonFML 0
Dumbass
iiNanix3 0
You're such a whiner! My mother works so much for our whole family that sometimes she doesn't even go to sleep and whenever she does it's at midnight only to wake up at 2:30 in the morning so that her kids (me and my two sisters) are able to enjoy our lives. She never complains so she won't upset us. So stop being such a freaking bitch!! Some people would love to have your job, why don't you just quit so that someone decent can fill in for you?
rabbitsarecutexx 3
what of it? my dad has to wake up at 2am and he gets home at 5pm
jerevebeaucoup 1
I am up at 3:30am to be at my first job at 5 and I go straight to my second job after that. We have to do what's necessary in this world to make it. You could have it worse...you could have no job at all
ljesm14 1
agreed. my dad wakes up at 2:30, drives two hours to work every morning, and two hours home every night. man up.