JustADream
United States
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Embarassed
Canada
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
eggnoodles
United States
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
watersport
United States
Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML
Tanner
Salem, United States
Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML
Anonymous
United States
Faulty plumbing
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
pissingcontest
United States
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
Sara
Wet dream
Today, I woke up and realized I was soaked. The night before, I'd felt cramps so I was convinced it was my period… until I realized that my cat had marked his territory on me. All my sheets and blankets had to be removed. Yup, soaked right through! FML
Anonymous
Randolph, United States
You sleep in your pants?
Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML
goldenshower
United States
Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML
Anonymous
Three piss suite
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
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moshpointoh 0
Ive done that. I peed on a girl in the process
moshpointoh 0
I did that before
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F3LiCkZ 0
get owned
GavinRoskamp 0
Like a month ago I got home late and just passed out on the couch, and at about 2 in the morning, I had this happen to me except it was a dream that I was about to pee and then in my dream, I woke up and was like phew almost wet myself and so I went to the bathroom to pee and then once I started peeing, I realized that it was actually still a dream and that I had just peed all over myself. It was devastating. Then I got up and peed and took a shower and went back to sleep lol.
lauren5446 0
Omg! I did that when I was 10 or 11!! except in my dream there was just an image of a toilet. When I woke up I had pissed the bed. Lol!
beachlova910 0
wet dream?
xdust 4
I've been there
someguy314159265 15
Why did so many people click the YDI button? How would you feel if suddenly, you were mugged, and people told you that it's your fault because you don't know kung fu?
Sugarboube 2
Been there. usually during a stressful/scary dream ill run to the bathroom and 99% of the time ill wake up right at the last second!
devilcb 5
it's inception
polar77 0
hahaha! it's happened!
lilvic56 5
LOL 3 does it again... good one