Today, I woke up and decided that I no longer give a fuck what I look like. Today is also the day a very attractive exchange student joined my private band lessons. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after months of looking forward to my new fencing lessons and speculating endlessly about the people who might be in my class, I went to my first lesson. I was the only one who showed up. FML
Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
Today, I got up the courage to go to my very first voice lesson. I thought I did alright, but at the end my teacher told me, "Now don't worry about grades in this class, I grade on effort, not on talent." FML
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
Today, I started my new job as a teacher. Worried about how I looked, I asked a coworker if I looked okay. She said, "You look fine. Just like a normal high school kid." I spent the next half hour convincing her that I was not a student, but a teacher. FML
Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym. I told her that I would be going there more if she was there. She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless. FML
Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML
Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
Today, I was singing in my dorm. When I left a little later, a cute guy came up to me and asked if I was the girl who'd been singing. I proudly said yes. He replied, "Good thing you finally shut the fuck up!" and walked away. FML
Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML
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Top comments
TheMaster15 10
Wow, great timing, man.
Calen5556 0
Let's hope you have an amazing personality
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Comments (141)
Voldy_fml 16
Uh, great timing. But you're a natural and besides, THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
L_Lovegood 19
Exchange students are picked for being smart, not shallow. You still have personality! If you really don't care how you look like, just go talk to him/her and don't be too selfconscious. Wohoo! Exchange-studentry is awesome!
PandaLoverXD 12
You can be both smart and shallow...
Glidefedt 6
I thought band practise was for not caring about looks and playing awesome music?
emilyjgraham 34
I know I'll get a thumbs down, idc, who gives a ****?
quite_bored 9
Apparently OP.
BetterThanYours1 0
You always have tomorrow....
someguy314159265 15
Who cares that this person is attractive? It's only another student, and you are both only two insignificant people.
cobanjo 2
That's what u get for giving up
alwayscountry 0
That sucks !
l0v3p4in 7
It's interesting that a lot of commenters have assigned a sex to OP, then naturally to the "attractive exchange student" when it's a neutral FML with no astrological gender symbol . . . OP, if you don't care what you look like I say, "More power to ya!" But at least I hope you still care about how you smell. Lose the obsession of overanalyzing how you'll look in front of others - cool. Just be sure to keep the common courtesy of proper hygiene. A lot of people leave that by the wayside. Keep a laid back attitude and absence of B.O. and you should do fine. Good luck! :)
PandaLoverXD 12
Why does everyone think the OP is female? Am I the only one who imagined the OP as a male? Maybe it's because I only have female exchange students in my class. Also, why are people saying looks don't matter? Would you want to date someone that never brushed their hair, shaved, or at least tried to look good? I'm sure you wouldn't. Appearance might not be everything, but it is something. People date people they are attracted to because they want to have sex with someone that looks nice, and last time I checked sex was a part of a healthy relationship. Unless both of you are asexual. But I'm sure that even asexual people like looking at pretty things.