Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML
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Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, I'm a barista at Starbucks. When my crush walked in and asked how much his coffee would cost, I said a date. He said he'd rather pay for the coffee. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I went on an a date with a guy I met online. We were waiting in line at Starbucks when he turned to me and said, "Do you want anything?" Just before I was about to answer, he practically shoved in front of me and paid for himself. The cashier looked more horrified than I did. FML
Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer… until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with a guy I really like. We met up at the local café, and decided to sit at a counter in front of the window. We talked and flirted for a while. Then he kissed me, and while he was kissing me someone banged on the window. It was my parents. They didn't know I'm gay. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML
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Tupelo_Honey 30
So what did you say?
imyy 20
She obviously said, "He's not single, but I am. Watching you is making me hotter than your coffee, so no need for more cream for me."
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Comments (75)
dietbacon 13
Everything your dad wants when he goes to coffee with his daughter is you ditching him to go hit on some starbucks attendant...
Objections 5
Silly guy. OP exists because her dad is straight. I'm not sure her dad will change tastes anytime soon.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Well now, that's not a fair assumption to make... it's probably the most obvious one, yes, and is probably the case in this situation. But it's very possible for someone to have children naturally with someone BEFORE coming to terms with their sexuality. It's possible for a parent to be bisexual. Or OPs dad could be gay- gay people can have kids, so yeah. Tons of possibilities, the Starbucks guy just took a shot.
Alexis2742 31
The Starbucks guy didn't know that the guy op was sitting with was her dad
DanielleinDC 34
#39, plenty of gay men get married, have children, and only later come to terms with their sexuality. Or did you not see "Brokeback Mountain"? And consider Senator Wide Stance--he identified as straight but was toe-tapping in an airport bathroom. Now, it's quite possible OP's dad is straight and Starbucks boy's gaydar failed him. Or he's taking a shot in the dark. But he's not interested in OP, sadly for her.
ragini95 16
Did he also write "to the hottest guy I'll see today" on his drink?
Lil_Saly_Danzr 10
Story of my life Hun I feel ya! Hag life!
simsgirlgem 25
Was he blonde? XD (Neurotically yours ref) XD
jxcala 10
You should have said "and ready to mingle."
kinky44 28
Can you say: "Three way"?
gregkingsley 4
Thought women had good gaydars? Your loss and your dads gain
InUrArea 4
Your dad must be pretty cute himself
xRezSynn 15
Good for your dad...not really.