Today, I went to work as a home health-aid, and found out that my client turns his hearing aid off on purpose because he can't stand my voice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to listen to some old phone call recordings at work, in which a certain worker had the most annoying high-pitched voice. To my horror, I discovered that they were my call recordings, so the annoying voice was my own. My colleagues all concurred they cannot stand the sound of me talking. FML
Today, I was fixing something for a guy at a steel manufacturing company. His employees told me that their boss can't hear properly, so I'd have to be loud when talking to him. When I'd finished, he asked me if I normally talked like that, or if there was something wrong with me. FML
Today, after telling my boss about my hearing problem, she simply told me to "listen harder". FML
Today, while at work, a customer refused to speak louder, despite me asking her to do it several times. As a result, I took her order incorrectly. The customer then finally decided to raise her voice, but only to yell at me about my poor listening skills. FML
Today, I asked my boss for a couple of days off to recover from a nasty ear infection which has left me hard of hearing. However, he didn't understand why that would affect my job and refused. I work in a telephone call centre. FML
Today, my roommate shouted his entire part of the conversation at the dinner table. He refuses to get his hearing checked, nor lower his voice, so now my ears hurt for the rest of the evening. FML
Today, like the rest of the past year, I had to hear my roommate as he works as tech support from home. The man does not have an "inside voice" but echoes across multiple floors like a tuba, as he debugs people's software issues over the phone. Talking to him about it only makes him angry… and louder. FML
Today, I discovered that my boss listens to the things we say about him on the audio-enabled cameras at our work. I'm thus currently jobless. FML
Today, I had to call a customer. I usually try to avoid calling customers because I have a very prominent speech impediment. Well, it turns out the customer I called also has a speech impediment and thought I was mocking her. She hung up on me and filed a formal complaint with my company. FML
Today, my father told me to stop purposely singing out of tune because it was annoying. I wasn't doing it on purpose; it's my real voice. FML
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Top comments
Grimmerie 31
if he ever turns it back on, talk really really quiet so he keeps turning it up. then yell.
Beebow_fml 5
Damn, he deafinitely doesn't like you.
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Comments (85)
hannahcorrine 0
Obviously he doesn't want to hear you
False_Stupidity 42
No shit Sherlock...
bjdavey 8
Let's not be mean.
hannahcorrine 0
Sorry I forgot to use sarcasm font. My bad.
Fatalist_ 2
Guess it's time for a cup of stfu.
miserypoison 13
Sorry OP, some people just don't like other's voices.
fmlist99 0
stick a pencil up his ass.. read it on some other fml..
d3n1n4_fml 5
haha xD i read that too...wtf with that??
KiddNYC1O 22
Sorority Boys' chick lol.
Miss_Attitude96 24
(@ Home Health Aid place) "What?" "I said, do you want to double your dosage of laxatives?" "What?! Oh, sure sonny!" I'm tired & want to sleep. Wake me up when the lady with my lunch gets here." "Ok." (Adds laxatives to lunch, then quits job.)
krysxkatastrophe 14
Fran?
Calen5556 0
If he's that old just feed him and let him sleep. That's all he wants.
RiverGirl_fml 2
If you consider him as your "client" then he may do as he pleases. In countries lucky enough to have socialized health care, we call them patients, and they owe us respect ... ; )
Joey44 15
This, #24.
karagarren 8
.. I really hope you respect THEM or they have no reason to owe you anything
bannedforlife 0
You must have a very irritating voice. Take a hint.
muchagente 5
#28: don't listen to 24. that may be his personal sick view but it's not a part of socialized medicine. there is free choice of doctors, and it's good advice not to choose 24.
SugaryTears 0
Ohhhhh I see what you did there.... >;)