Today, I went to the zoo with a guy I like, when we were there we saw a swarm of bees. I told him that if I got stung he would have to watch me because my dad is deathly allergic to bees and I have never been stung. Jokingly, he nudged me into the bush and said "let's see". We did. I'm allergic. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I pulled a bee off of my friend's dog because we were worried he could be allergic. Of course I got stung, and of course the dog wasn't allergic. Turns out I am. FML
Today, I was walking through a field with my boyfriend and he picked me some pretty flowers. I hugged him and leant in to sniff them. In doing so, I inhaled a bee up my nose and had to force it out my swollen nostril after it had stung me. FML
Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML
Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML
Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I writhed in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet, that I'm embarrassing him. He also mentioned that jellyfish were out today and that I should be careful. Thanks, dad. FML
Today, my "friends" who know very well that I am terrified of bees forced me to face my fears, despite my protesting. As my "friends" watched and laughed while I tried to keep calm, a wasp showed up and scared me half to death, thereby angering the other bees. My face looked like a giant raspberry after the fact. FML
Today, I got stung by a hornet. I asked my mum to pass me my allergy medication, but she refused, because they were my brother's, saying "he's allergic to bees and wasps!" No mum, wrong kid. FML
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
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ChelseaChops 1
PLEASE tell me you don't like him any more. Kick him in the chuckies.
AK 2
What an asshole. Even if you weren't allergic that would still have sucked. Seriously, what the hell? "Look, there's a swarm of bees! Let's jump in and see if you're allergic or not!"
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Comments (142)
sugarmagik13 0
People have said this, but it's true that there's something wrong with this. You wouldn't have an allergic reaction with your first sting.
Cowicorn 0
If your dad is deathly allergic and you are too, you should be dead now. :P
hanamama 0
#12... epic.
huntergreen367 0
Too bad you don't have an allergic reaction until the second time you're stung... Good job.
life_sux1234 0
Now you know he is not much of a friend if he could do that to you jokingly!! That isn't funny at all, so shouldn't be done as a joke
mysterygirl710 0
#31 ..You're dumb
neverland_fml 0
If he was a gentleman, he would have pulled you away, not pushed you in. What the hell is with boys these days? All a bunch of insufferable jackasses. I sure hope you don't like him anymore; he's a grade-A dick.
tipple 0
The boy does seem to be an idiot. But we all make mistakes. How did he react to the fact that you did get stung (which is no fun BTW) and that you're allergic. The problem is, even if he swears all sorts of "sorry", can you rely on him to to do something idiotic again because in his brain, it seems funny? And to all those claiming that you only show allergic reactions on the second sting - it is quite possible that this *was* her second sting - because, according to you, she wouldn't have shown any allergic reaction to a first. Although honestly, I've not seen anything which authoritatively states that all allergic reactions *must* be preceded by a non-allergic experience. Can you provide a citation please? Circumstantial evidence seems to suggest that some people are born with the reaction already built in.
Sakura_Haruno 0
...And you're going out with that dumbass? Wow, hahaha, F your life, seriously. Also, find a new boyfriend, and pray that he's a bit smarter.
whomajigi 0
I'm sure he kicked himself for it as it was happening "Let's see (to himself) ohshitwhatamIdoingabortabortcrap." Still, that SUCKS.