Today, I went to the surprise birthday party of an ex I still love, though I'm the one who ended things. I walked in in time to see her screaming "Yes" to her kneeling boyfriend, her parents crying and applauding, and her brothers patting him on the back. FML
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Today, I had a surprise birthday party thrown in my honor. All of my friends and family had been invited, and all of the details were perfect. Who threw the party for me? My ex-girlfriend who I dumped last week for "not being thoughtful enough." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend rekindled the romance with his ex, at my 21st birthday party. One of the few reasons I'd invited her was to show that I trusted him, and I no longer felt threatened by their continued friendship. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Today, I went to dinner at my parents' house. I was going to surprise them by introducing them to my new boyfriend. They decided to surprise me too, by inviting my ex to the dinner. Everyone was surprised tonight. FML
Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML
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bjobabygirl 12
Sorry to hear that, but if you really loved her you wouldn't have let her go
CrassKal 27
You knew you would be asking for pain when you decided to go.
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Comments (102)
rikolasdf 2
"screaming yes to her kneeling boyfriend" brought to mind a very different image
Melly89 1
Why the hell would you go to your ex's birthday..... That's asking for some kind of disappointment..
insanez58 11
time to turn around and leave like nothing happened...
nuffsaidboutthat 4
Boy did I misread that one!!! I thought for sure her parents and brothers were cheering him on for giving awesome head!!!
BenL97 5
I was worried I was the only one.
nuffsaidboutthat 4
That's it!!! That's why he initially broke up with her, he just didn't like giving head infront of her family. I think the brothers would creep me out too!!
RealReality 12
They may have tried to still be friends after they broke up. I think the big part of the FML is that her parents were happy at who was proposing.
Kade20 4
That oddly sounded sexual until I read it again. Haha FML.
lowshadows 21
reminds me of Scribe when J.D took a cold shower after her ex proposal and said "it should've been me"
GallifreyanGirl 8
It's your fault. You can't expect to get sympathy because she moved on.
baileymarie102 6
You shouldn't have let her go in the first place.