Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
That sounds like the plot of all the twilight books put together.
kellanlvr 1
well good thing you didn't kiss them because they sound like *****..
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Comments (317)
Carma25 0
was it a good movie..?
starrysky4 0
why did this comment get low rating but the comment above got high? they're the same
ariestiger15 0
hahaha
studder333 4
I know I was wondering the same thing!
MrPlopper 9
Because **** you, that's why
jackrileymac 4
shoulda took one when you had the chance
bringmepieskm 0
agreed. EPIC FAIL!!!
CobraKitNu 7
Awww.. I would have made-out with you.
peter96d 0
yeah but.. ur a fox
haiti4life 0
WTF?? You sat there and took ir?
Osito2011 9
he took it like a champ lol...poor op
demetrius19 7
lol sucks maybe next time
nanacup 3
hetman :)
jhill16 0
hey hot stuff
YayFlameWarz 9
boobs
courage2142 0
That really blows dude.
stepherly 5
don't worry. you'll be the one getting the girls when he gets mono.
SexyQueen0905 24
That sucks, dude. That must've been kind of embarrassing. At least you're not a man-***** like your friend, that's a consolation.
MrXerxes5 6
Was the movie any good?
MsSoulReaper 27
We girls seem like tools -_- Why would they both make out with the same dude? OP, you don't want them get a girl but you should have went for it! Apparently they'll make out with the same guy so why not you too.
ScuseMePrincess 2
It's kinda gross to swap spit with some **** who was just doing it with your best friend... That's like indirectly kissing a dude through a nasty girl.
MsSoulReaper 27
Then why is OP posting on FML? He obviously wanted some.
ScuseMePrincess 2
Hmm... You raise a very good point. lol
a_nutritionist 10
...im guessing the awkwardness of the situation...