Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
That sounds like the plot of all the twilight books put together.
kellanlvr 1
well good thing you didn't kiss them because they sound like *****..
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Comments (317)
Aaraeus 4
You're doing it wrong.
namhowell 6
Second that!
Acaprice14 9
I'm sure they'd rather sound then look like a ****. *cough*you*cough*
CateXOX 0
The girls in the FML don't sound like *****, they are *****. They made out with one guy, knowing that the other was making out with the same guy.
godmax1 3
OHHHHH CONTROVERSY ^^
sematariux 7
and kellan I just pictured you as one of the girls not because your a **** or anything just because your HoT hahah
walleneve 2
so true!
eablue_fml 6
its hard to find people these days who arent slutes :( .. dont worry, u didnt miss out on anything other than hiv..
a_nutritionist 10
and you arent missing out on anything except an understanding of STI epidemiology.
BWill9014 4
I'm guessing he invited the girls... which is the main problem... always invite your own girl bro... never rely on someone else to bring one for you because odds are... if he invited them... they are there for him then lol
rldostie 19
Wow. Judgmental much? Jeez. Everyone has individual sexual needs/desires. What you call lacking self respect might be adventurous, kinky, or just fun for someone else. Learn that the world doesn't revolve around your interpretation of sex.
homydclown 1
Wtf is this bitch trippin about? ^
a_nutritionist 10
@203 i agree, @13 judging their behaviour as wrong is worse than the behaviour itself. it shows your lack of tolerance and close mindedness. their behaviour is not self depreciating as much as youd like it to be, so im guessing that opinion comes from either a place of jealousy or ignorance.
MuchDance90s 0
203, your point has been made. now stfu and have a rank to your preferred fantasy. you need to chill.
Kn0wledge123 21
WTF are you guys talking about?? 13 never said anything about their behavior!! He said next time invite your own chick! God, you people are stupid.
a_nutritionist 10
@256 comment 13 and 14 kept swapping around. this is why the responses make no sense in this context.
AnneFTW 17
Wow those girls obviously have no respect for themselves - F their lives and your friend's who needs two girls in order to feel good about himself.
godmax1 3
I think anybody would feel good for getting two girls. I know I did
kaynorr 9
ur beautiful
KBip11 0
why you gotta hate the man did good. haha
OrgasmicBunnies 9
Anyone can make out with two ******. If those women had any self respect he would have only got one if any. If most of us men could stop thinking with your dick, and use your head once in awhile, there would be less STD's and problems.
bnofziger 0
yeah any one who would do that is a douche!
DougieSoFresh 0
kid got game
shaniecerb 0
at least you wont get mono
dismamifire 0
lol true
skylerhighsmith 0
haha amen XD
Lauren10102 3
it happens :/
jmorin 0
I woulda punched him in the mouth then left.
randomlettrrs 8
he might hit one of the girls though
shaniecerb 0
^good.they need punishment
a_nutritionist 10
someone sounds jealous, eh 66? or are you just that much of a judgemental ****?
shaniecerb 0
haha.ok.everyone judges so dont act like you dont.they are ***** but for the record it was a joke.u must be a **** yourself.classy
shaniecerb 0
and u must have no life if u feel the need to unnecesarily call me out..fuckn loser
clarky5 0
same douche of a friend
sydneymwfca 10
man hoeee.
jhill16 0
hey message me
1215116a 14
It sucks when your a left out person in a group but all I can say about your friend is DAMN!
DougieSoFresh 0
was the movie good?
00SPRANGER00 0
he couldn't tell he was too busy getting hard watching them
randomlettrrs 8
46 or he was to busy crying