Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
That sounds like the plot of all the twilight books put together.
kellanlvr 1
well good thing you didn't kiss them because they sound like *****..
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Comments (317)
alexandrab 0
well if he ends up with blisters all over his mouth he will be the one on FML.
ManaUser 0
It amazes me how many people are convinced that anyone apparently having more fun then them must secretly have a horrible life an no self esteem. But just go on telling yourself that if it makes you feel better.
Igor_g5 0
Sounds Like you're a little slow on the pick-up. You take one, I take one. You give me both, whose fault is that? Unless you're just a loser.
seanylawls 0
u need 2 take lessons from him
El_Tequila 0
What are you? Gay?
prettygabbie 0
sucks!
Fmls4life 6
lol
mrjamjama66 5
what I would have done is tap on his shoulder and said "hey man, can I have a kiss too?" and puckered your lips up
postp11 0
playa playa
crash52181 0
Dude, I don't think you're missing out. If those two ***** were both making out with the same dude, chances are that they've had other identical objects in their mouths as well...stay clean buddy and find a nice girl. Haha!