Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant waiting for a table. Some lady walked by, smelling like BO and patchouli oil. I attempted to cover my nose with my sweatshirt, but I thumped a small girl in the process. FML
Today, I returned home after a four day weekend at my parents' house. Upon entering by the front door, a horrid stench assaulted my nose. Hours later I still cannot find the source of the foul odor. I'm starting to wonder if this is how it's always smelled without my knowing. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML
Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML
Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML
Today, I got the feeling that my phone smelt of cigarettes and B.O. I smelt it, realised that it was my hands that smelt, then got confused and thought maybe it was my nose piercing that smelt. I then realised my psychology class was watching me trying to smell my own nose. FML
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marcmaralou 15
from my experience, you usually can't smell your own BO as well as others might be able to ... must have been baaaad
lex1459 38
It's okay OP, happens to the best of us. Honestly at least now you'll be hyper aware of it and it probably won't happen again.
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Comments (47)
yolololol3 17
its OK it happens to everybody remember to wash everyday and check before you leave home
tylercarolinex 21
shower time for you
Parvati48 15
That sucks op. However I misread your username and thought it said coolpoops lol. XD
Witchylady 18
How could you not realise you were the stinky one?
HallahBackGirl 12
Hey, at least no one figured it was you! Hopefully... ?
azarel88 11
happened to me at work, very humid days in a suit no matter how much deodorant or cologne even with daily showering. gotta love Australian summer. terribly embarrassing though.
lastunusedname 11
Try washing your ass.
japtap81 16
Has anyone ever thought maybe their deoderant wore off? Which a lot of them do.
zykrithium 22
Take a shower bro
gardenwhipped3 14
This actually happened to me once. My wife left the jeans in the washer too long. And later she dried them, and put them away without even thinking about it. I didn't notice until much later because you don't normally smell "clean clothes" to make sure they don't stink. Turns out the jeans had started to mildew, then got dried. It was bad.