Today, I went to the mall and had to parallel park. It took me 10 to 12 minutes of maneuvering before I got into the slot. When I turned off the car and got out, there were 8 people laughing hysterically and clapping for me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the last parking space outside my work was tiny but I tried to parallel park there in desperation. A school kid saw the whole attempt and sarcastically clapped me as I gave up and drove away. FML
Today, I tried to parallel park in front of a crowd. After several failed attempts, someone shouted from a window above, "Nice 23-point turn, dumbass!" I was practicing on an empty street. FML
Today, as I tried to parallel park at a busy spot downtown, a group of teens jumped in front of my car and started a slow clap. FML
Today, I thought I'd finally mastered the art of parallel parking. Feeling proud of myself, I got out of the car to admire my handiwork, only to realise I'd parked halfway onto the sidewalk and completely blocked the entrance to a cafe. I had to sheepishly move my car while enduring the glares of annoyed pedestrians. FML
Today, I tried to back out of a spot in a parking garage. I did a 12 point turn, hit the car behind me and still didn't manage to get out of the spot. Everyone was staring at me, and the attendant had to come over and move my car for me. I have to park there every day. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with the truth that I'm absolutely terrible at parallel parking. After three failed attempts, I finally gave up and parked in a spot labeled "No Parking" just to make it stop. Of course, a car pulled in right behind me and blocked me in. FML
Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML
Today, I tried to impress my date by confidently parallel parking on a busy street. I hit the curb twice, stalled the car, and somehow set off my alarm. Then I locked the keys inside while it screamed. We stood there in silence while people watched. FML
Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML
Today, I’m learning to drive and finally felt confident enough to park in a tight spot with my instructor watching. I nailed the angle perfectly, but when I tried to get out, I realized I'd parked so close to the line that I couldn’t open the door. I had to climb out of the passenger side while my instructor pretended not to laugh. FML
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my_life_sucks13 0
why did it take you so long? and , im sorry, but you would have to be pretty sad to stand and watch someone trying to parallel park for 10 minutes.
24788 7
Hey, I don't even know how to parallel park. As sad as that is, I've never had to use it in my 4 years of driving.
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Comments (223)
RuralNinja 0
It takes 2 moves, how hard is that to screw up? Oh wait, woman driver, never mind.
curryndricegirll 0
ahahaha. story of my life.
wolfie2394 0
Not surprising This can be explained in 2 words Woman Driver :P
pedegg 0
To everyone who is saying "woman driver" explains this... **** you. Being a shitty driver has nothing to do with gender, and if you think it does you're a moron.
UseTheFrags 0
Plus, did you hear about that programme in Australia? The women drivers are so bad that parking has been segregated, here's proof of the women only car park! http://www.natives.co.uk/features/jokes/car%20park.gif
guitardedman 0
hahahahahahaha not surprised at all that a woman posted this... women, shut the **** up, you're bad drivers. quit wishing horrific deaths to those who enjoy the scenarios when stereotypes are fulfilled...women need to chill the **** out. men aren't as patient, and not as emotional as women, so call that a win, but you can't drive for shit. ive been rear-ended 6 times (SIX MOTHERFUCKING TIMES), and the gender responsible.....(drum roll)........WOMEN!! congratulations you stuck up *****, 6 of you crashed into me but claim youre as good of a driver as me!!!!!
skullbuster 0
Shit, OP...babe, you forgot to note which state you live in (you just put US). Could you narrow this down for us? I'd like to know the state, the town, maybe even the shopping mall - so I can steer clear of you and your mad driving skills!
U_idiot 1
Learn to park?
cheezy_fml 0
this happens to me when i park downtown all. the. time. and i'm generally a pretty good driver ifidosaysomyself
Spl2iGGaN 0
I bet she'll be on YouTube! =D