Today, I went to the Giants game. During the seventh inning stretch, they showed me on the jumbotron. It was just in time for the entire stadium to see me pull a tampon out of my purse. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
Today, I went to a baseball game. On the way in, I managed to trip and get stuck in the turnstile. It took five minutes of flailing and twisting around in front of hundreds of people before I managed to pull myself out. FML
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, my dad took me to a Yankees game at the new Yankee Stadium. During the 5th inning the camera crew put a man on the big screen. I yelled out, "Look at that ugly asshole!" It was the guy sitting 4 seats to the left of me. FML
Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML
Today, I went to my cousin’s wedding and started tearing up during the vows. I reached into my purse for a tissue but accidentally pulled out a tampon, which flew across the aisle and landed right between the bride and groom. It's probably going to make it into the wedding video. FML
Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML
Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML
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Top comments
toughchick14 15
Well that's awkward, but at least everyone there knows you're not pregnant!
young_weezy_fml 3
aw well, i bet nobody knows you personally
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Comments (177)
Mermhun 10
Ahhahahah ;) that's priceless. Sucks, OP.
sirspankalot 11
Should have done a tampon jingle and the video goes viral and you become famous!
Dcm210 19
Will that be on espn's not top 10 on Friday?
griffdog118 1
Well maybe you shouldnt be tamponing at a live sporting event or at least wait till youre in the bathroom
aeonsoul 12
That last word in your FML draws the line between YDI and FYL
press_start_bro 21
Thats when you look up, smile really big, and thrust it up in the air like it's a trophy for not being pregnant!:D
imo22 3
i don't understand why that's so bad. is it really so embarrassing to pull out a tampon? why is it so shameful to be on the period - it's a completely natural thing and every woman has it. can we please stop putting it as something that should not happen and is embarrassing?
bribritaytay 11
I'm the buggest Giants fan ever. Too bad I wasn't there.
MadisonDerp 16
Well that's just bloody terrible. Hand it to someone else and say, "Here's your tampon ________!"
cmac86 24
why did you pull a tampon out of your purse in the stadium? couldn't you wait to do that in the bathroom?