Today, I went to the Giants game. During the seventh inning stretch, they showed me on the jumbotron. It was just in time for the entire stadium to see me pull a tampon out of my purse. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
Today, I went to a baseball game. On the way in, I managed to trip and get stuck in the turnstile. It took five minutes of flailing and twisting around in front of hundreds of people before I managed to pull myself out. FML
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, my dad took me to a Yankees game at the new Yankee Stadium. During the 5th inning the camera crew put a man on the big screen. I yelled out, "Look at that ugly asshole!" It was the guy sitting 4 seats to the left of me. FML
Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML
Today, I went to my cousin’s wedding and started tearing up during the vows. I reached into my purse for a tissue but accidentally pulled out a tampon, which flew across the aisle and landed right between the bride and groom. It's probably going to make it into the wedding video. FML
Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML
Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML
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toughchick14 15
Well that's awkward, but at least everyone there knows you're not pregnant!
young_weezy_fml 3
aw well, i bet nobody knows you personally
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Comments (177)
Trigabyte 8
Did you continue looking straight into the camera while putting it in, and then flipping them off? If not, that was a missed opportunity.
RoboCunnilingus 23
Not that bad, op. It would be a different story altogether if they caught you putting one in... Your purse.
MrsPegg 45
Thats where I thought this FML was going; putting one in. Especially after what that poor truck driver saw a while back...
Koppol 15
Jumbo-tron, jumbo.....purse.
Tdrizzzzzly 19
I'm going to the game today, I will bring a tampon in my pocket and if I get on the big screen I will whip it out in memory of you, OP.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
haha hilarious!
amiewithaj 13
At least you were picking a wedgie or sniffing your pits, it could've been much worse.
buddy51 23
OP, singing "take me out to the ball game" that doesn't mean take out your tampon!!
Ubehage 32
At least you pulled it out of your PURSE! I could think of worse timings... Get over it ;)
cottoncandymango 17
Be proud that you're a woman and flaunt that tampon! Lol!
somecoolperson1 2
At least you were only pulling it put of your purse and not your ******
ILoveMyArm 15
That is when you hand it to the person next to you. Next the best distraction, but still.
ja2006 9
At least it wasn't a used tampon...