Today, I went to the Giants game. During the seventh inning stretch, they showed me on the jumbotron. It was just in time for the entire stadium to see me pull a tampon out of my purse. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
Today, I went to a baseball game. On the way in, I managed to trip and get stuck in the turnstile. It took five minutes of flailing and twisting around in front of hundreds of people before I managed to pull myself out. FML
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, my dad took me to a Yankees game at the new Yankee Stadium. During the 5th inning the camera crew put a man on the big screen. I yelled out, "Look at that ugly asshole!" It was the guy sitting 4 seats to the left of me. FML
Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML
Today, I went to my cousin’s wedding and started tearing up during the vows. I reached into my purse for a tissue but accidentally pulled out a tampon, which flew across the aisle and landed right between the bride and groom. It's probably going to make it into the wedding video. FML
Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML
Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML
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Top comments
toughchick14 15
Well that's awkward, but at least everyone there knows you're not pregnant!
young_weezy_fml 3
aw well, i bet nobody knows you personally
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Comments (177)
Sir_drink_alot 20
I hope you went to the bathroom to change said tampon, oh god please tell me that you where not pulling the tampon our because you didn't want to miss the game
KiddNYC1O 22
Embarrassment is what it takes nowadays to be famous.
Sir_drink_alot 20
Hey op are you the same girl who saw her bf buying condoms? If you are having problems with period pain then visit your pharmacist and bottle shop, they can both help
doitlikeabrotha 10
Least now creeps won't be hitting on you, freaks on the other hand....
japtap81 16
First off, if u didn't want to be embarrassed then take ur purse with u. Clean out ur purse if it's that big. Ur at a stadium, u don't need to take makeup or any useless crap in. Ur there for a game not to pick up guys. Guys are there FOR the game not girls.
realtingdis 12
I'm guessing she actually needed it.
BelfastNuts 15
Which giants are these?
rockydify 22
You should have owned the situation and made a funny face! Tampons aren't embarrassing. Bodily functions shouldn't be taboo.
youknowimright 5
Ydi for going to san fran
People_Mcnugget 6
I was relieved to read the word 'purse' at the end of that statement.
ravenxcorvinus 9
on the other hand.. it could've been her other "purse" :P *thumbs-down here they come...*
kittenlove11 18
Hey it happens no big deal hope the game was worth watching (: