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sillygoose Canada

Today, I went to the doctor to check the dark growth I just discovered on my back. It was chocolate. FML

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crumsnatcha 4

This is only a FML if you ate it afterward.

Your doctor: 'I don't get paid enough for this'.

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i can't stop laughing!

i LOVE people like you. it makes FML worth checking every day.

umm...shower much?

Shower. Use it.

welderchick87 0

Put the chocolate down, and take a damn shower.

You silly goose-but seriously that's nasty

Are you sure it wasn't a turd stain on your back....

psychoxxxinvader 3

There is this new type of cleansing bar, its called soap. No seriously, just use it with a bit of water and it gets rid of that gym-sock stench under your arms. Quite revolutionary, I must say.

If you can't find the shower how could you find the doctor?

quackquackquac 0

I saw this in Mad magazine (i don't really know what it's called... i just randomly picked it up at the library.)