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Today, I went to the doctor to check the dark growth I just discovered on my back. It was chocolate. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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crumsnatcha 4

This is only a FML if you ate it afterward.

Your doctor: 'I don't get paid enough for this'.

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To all the people who wonder how someone would get chocolate on his back: I guess it got there because OP dropped some chocolate on the couche en then lay down on it.

Charlie and the Chocolate Melanoma?

ThisRandomChild 0

Win

Done it again Perdix!

ahem....how long has it been since your last shower?

MLIA post on FML.. lame

This makes perfect sense

Way to steal a storyline from the show "The New Adventures of Old Christine."

That's gross! Did you not try to wash to off at all???

Are you ******* serious? How stupid can one get? Do the world a favor and kill yourself now...

That's right. He should just go jump off a bridge because he had chocolate on his back *sarcasm* take your own advice and do US all a favor.

showers were invented for a reason.. :) funny though..

showers were invented for a reason.. :) funny though..

If stupidity hurt... -.-