sillygoose
Canada
Today, I went to the doctor to check the dark growth I just discovered on my back. It was chocolate. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to check the dark growth I just discovered on my back. It was chocolate. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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crumsnatcha 4
This is only a FML if you ate it afterward.
senorcristian 0
Your doctor: 'I don't get paid enough for this'.
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Comments (146)
lettertjes 0
To all the people who wonder how someone would get chocolate on his back: I guess it got there because OP dropped some chocolate on the couche en then lay down on it.
perdix 31
Charlie and the Chocolate Melanoma?
ThisRandomChild 0
Win
galt 13
Done it again Perdix!
shalizzz 0
ahem....how long has it been since your last shower?
mawoo_fml 0
MLIA post on FML.. lame
just_me_tmp 0
This makes perfect sense
mathprof 0
Way to steal a storyline from the show "The New Adventures of Old Christine."
Lisa89 3
That's gross! Did you not try to wash to off at all???
crash52181 0
Are you ******* serious? How stupid can one get? Do the world a favor and kill yourself now...
Baybe15 0
That's right. He should just go jump off a bridge because he had chocolate on his back *sarcasm* take your own advice and do US all a favor.
rissa_rue251991 0
showers were invented for a reason.. :) funny though..
rissa_rue251991 0
showers were invented for a reason.. :) funny though..
edgeofhysteria 0
If stupidity hurt... -.-