Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have two cavities filled. I hate going to the dentist. After he'd started drilling, I heard a "clunk" noise followed by an "Oops." My dentist had cut my tooth in half. Now I have to get surgery to have the tooth extracted. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. She had a tool that sucks up saliva, and put it in my mouth. She told me to close my mouth, and I did. Turns out she forgot to turn it on, causing my saliva to go all over my face. I had to sit like that for the rest of the visit. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. She put a spongy thing on my teeth and told me to bite. Her finger was there, so I was confused and… I accidentally bit her finger. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
Today, at the dentist, I was trying to make myself comfortable while he did his thing to my teeth. While my mouth was full of tools, he asked, “So how’s your day going so far?” My reply came out as, “Mrrgh purr blobby noff nay blobby blobby.” The dentist laughed and said, “I was kidding, you’re not supposed to talk right now.” FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
I always feel like I'm in great danger when the dentist and their assistant (if they have one at the moment) are chit chatting away while having sharp objects and drills near my mouth. I hate it even more when they ask me questions, then get all pissy if I don't respond!!
Fully_fml 0
I hate it when the dentist tries to talk to me when I obviously can't move.
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cloud_strife_ 0
You know what else sucks? Having an impression made of you teeth and the dentist's amateur assistant who applies the goo tries to start casual conversation. "So, hows it goin'?" "Mmmphhh, mmmmphhh."
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Sounds kinda clever. You're not going to get hurt with the goo in your mouth, so they seem friendly but still don't have to listen to patients bitch. :D
kenshinjapan 2
Sounds fake to me.
munecatriste 0
OUCH that really sucks I'm sorry must hurt gatcho bad...fyl
lindseytaylor201 0
omg I hate it when the dentist does that ! its like hello ! your hands are in my mouth I kinda can't talk right now ... lol
summerlesslove 0
I guess i have a great dentist because he only talks before and after his work but fyl OP that suckss and #15 that makes no sense
pancaken00b 4
My ortho used to do this, she would be tightening my braces or changing the wire and she would only ask me questions when her hands and tools were in my mouth!
JokeMeister 0
If YOU KNEW it was dangerous, WHY IN THE HELL would you TRY to answer? YDI! you knew better.
acruzmn 0
my thoughts exactly :D
igloo777 0
He wanted to put a smile on your face.
polkadot3155 6
dentists always do that!! do they actually think ppl are going to carry on a conversation with their hands in your mouth?
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
Once I said "JUST SHUT UP!" While they were talking to me. they kept talking. -.-
CaRe_BeAr_23 0
ouch tht must of sucked