Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have two cavities filled. I hate going to the dentist. After he'd started drilling, I heard a "clunk" noise followed by an "Oops." My dentist had cut my tooth in half. Now I have to get surgery to have the tooth extracted. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. She had a tool that sucks up saliva, and put it in my mouth. She told me to close my mouth, and I did. Turns out she forgot to turn it on, causing my saliva to go all over my face. I had to sit like that for the rest of the visit. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. She put a spongy thing on my teeth and told me to bite. Her finger was there, so I was confused and… I accidentally bit her finger. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
Today, at the dentist, I was trying to make myself comfortable while he did his thing to my teeth. While my mouth was full of tools, he asked, “So how’s your day going so far?” My reply came out as, “Mrrgh purr blobby noff nay blobby blobby.” The dentist laughed and said, “I was kidding, you’re not supposed to talk right now.” FML
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Mirorbo 27
I always feel like I'm in great danger when the dentist and their assistant (if they have one at the moment) are chit chatting away while having sharp objects and drills near my mouth. I hate it even more when they ask me questions, then get all pissy if I don't respond!!
Fully_fml 0
I hate it when the dentist tries to talk to me when I obviously can't move.
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Comments (121)
Shopaholic69137 0
Idiot. If you thought it was dangerous you shouldn't of said anything. You should have waited until his hands were out of your mouth. Smart one (sarcasm implied)
kstarr77 1
why do they even talk to you?!! they know you can't move your mouth!
greatvoyage53 0
31 your an idiot. it was her fault becus she talked back when your not supposed to.
only_exception12 0
Don't worry, my dentist cut my lip while I was warning her that it was pinching me. So FYL and FML too. :(
lilly831 0
oh geez that made me cringe! I always ignore the dentist even if he thinks I'm a douche
spetchi 0
See, my dentist talks to me like that all the time. I only respond if he takes his hands out so I can respond, otherwise I shrug or make noises
suckduckpuck 0
oh gosh, what an idiot
naDDS 0
It seems I am the only dentist that reads these stuff. Few notes 1. Yon can claim law suit but %99.99 you will lose cause you have to sign a consent before treatment that you agree that stuff might happen 2. Dentists usually talk with their patients to distract them from the uncomfortable procedure they are doing it does not mean that you have the answer their questions, we assume a grant more than enough 3. Every profession has it's pros and cons ours is to deal with saliva, blood and sometimes dealing with non appreciative patients that don't how much hard work and stress we bare to restore health to their mouths. 4. Last but not least to the guy that his dad is dentist: " The food you eat, the cloth you wear, the roof over your head, even the computer you are using to disrespect your father and his job is exactly provided from dentistry so think twice before bad mouthing your dad or his job".
tprincess 0
sue that asswipe !
mirix 6
Dentists talk to distract you from feeling uncomfortable with having someone poking around in your mouth. YDI