Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have two cavities filled. I hate going to the dentist. After he'd started drilling, I heard a "clunk" noise followed by an "Oops." My dentist had cut my tooth in half. Now I have to get surgery to have the tooth extracted. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. She had a tool that sucks up saliva, and put it in my mouth. She told me to close my mouth, and I did. Turns out she forgot to turn it on, causing my saliva to go all over my face. I had to sit like that for the rest of the visit. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. She put a spongy thing on my teeth and told me to bite. Her finger was there, so I was confused and… I accidentally bit her finger. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
Today, at the dentist, I was trying to make myself comfortable while he did his thing to my teeth. While my mouth was full of tools, he asked, “So how’s your day going so far?” My reply came out as, “Mrrgh purr blobby noff nay blobby blobby.” The dentist laughed and said, “I was kidding, you’re not supposed to talk right now.” FML
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Mirorbo 27
I always feel like I'm in great danger when the dentist and their assistant (if they have one at the moment) are chit chatting away while having sharp objects and drills near my mouth. I hate it even more when they ask me questions, then get all pissy if I don't respond!!
Fully_fml 0
I hate it when the dentist tries to talk to me when I obviously can't move.
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Comments (121)
reefergal 0
**** that nigga i wouldve whooped his ass then sued it ha i understand him talkin to distract you or whatever but asking things and expecting a response while his hands are in your mouth? thats stupid.
reefergal 0
fck that fool i wouldve whooped/sued him i understand him talkin to distract you or whatever but asking things and expecting a response while his hands are in your mouth? thats stupid.
hotz4u 0
ydi I don't respond... duh
phishlips 0
You forgot to use dentistpeak. You can make 3 responses without moving your jaw and only using your throat. One, is a scream, which I'm sure you demonstrated already, the other two are yes and no spoken in a "uh-huh" sort of way. But yeah, they should really shut the **** up when they have their god damned hands in our faces, and focus. No offense to any dentists out there, of course; we ******* love you, well, when you're not slicing us up or touching us while we're high on nitrous oxide, that is.
lionlvr 9
jeez that sucks. yeah, I know how it is when they try to talk to you while they're cleaning your mouth. except they didn't have big sharp instruments.
connorhperkins 9
My dads a dentist and he says he just loves to see people struggle to respond to his questions
T1A2Z3 35
If you know it's dangerous shut up.