Today, I went to the dentist. I had to get a tooth removed. In the middle of the procedure, the power went out. I had to sit there for an hour to wait for it to come back on. The anesthetic wore off before he started working on me again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the dentist's and she was hands deep in my mouth with a drill, when the power for the whole block shuts off. For 3 hours, the dentist had to keep shooting me up with shots to numb the horrible pain. FML
Today, while getting a dental filling, the fire alarm sounded. The plaza was evacuated and we had to stand outside in the cold for 2 hours. The anesthetic wore off. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a baby tooth which had decayed removed. After almost an hour, I came out with a numb mouth and a missing tooth for life. It was not a baby tooth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist after 24 hours of severe tooth pain. They did an emergency root canal. After the anesthesia wore off, within minutes, the pain returned only worse than before. Called the dentist, I had to return, only to find they had done the root canal on the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have two cavities filled. I hate going to the dentist. After he'd started drilling, I heard a "clunk" noise followed by an "Oops." My dentist had cut my tooth in half. Now I have to get surgery to have the tooth extracted. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a hole in my tooth filled. After the dentist had injected the anesthetic into my gums, she realized that none of the electrical equipment was working. She sent me home. My entire right side of my face is completely numb and swollen for no reason. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
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DrAwesome 6
To tell the tooth, the dentist should probably brush up on proper procedure, since he should have known the anesthesia would wear off. He should definitely know the drill by now.
Fortuitous 0
Did you fall asleep? If so: when you woke up, did your bra feel out of place?
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Comments (136)
maggiewalters 17
We all know you have a mouth, why didnt you use it and asked for more anesthetic?
cantdeleteaccount 2
well #1 usually you cant have too much anesthetic injected into your mouth or it will damage your muscles or something and #2 anesthetic is expensive. lol
rutts_fml 0
actually they can use more.. I've worked in a dental office they have used up to 4 different methoods of freezing to get it to work.. it's obvious that you can't have to much because you can't have to much of anything.. but initally the dentist would have used only 1 and 1/2 injections therefore yes they could have asked for more
BoyFromTheFuture 0
I find a little gas before hand increases my pleasure and mood.
apatel02 7
two words for u sue him!!!
Air_Force001 0
your a dumbass it's her fault for not asking for anesthetics
MissErikaHart 0
it's a jersey thing
sicpupyz122 0
#56 i give u +3 internets for the southpark quote! well done.
truehitman2010 0
it's called more
BrittneySaysFTW 0
Um..lie ? Im pretty sure professional settings, like a dentist office would most likely have generators..but idk..that's just me.. =/
Siji 0
I hate ALL of your names! >:D
rutts_fml 0
true
otheblodygoresux 0
Wow that sucks.
DocBastard 40
What truly sucks is your username. Get your head out of your ass.
otheblodygoresux 0
OMG how old are you?! You have a little girl and your on FML all the time? Get a life!
uhhh_awkward 0
Okay, I wasn't going to say anything since it isn't my place, but I just have to. Please know that I love you all! Now, let's try to keep peace on FML please!! 29: Maybe your username is a little mean, but you are entitled to your opinion! 27: Her username may be a little offensive/stupid, but so is yours!
zp5 4
uhhh_awkward isnt much better...
nerdsgetmehot 23
I like uhhh_awkward's username.
Fortuitous 0
Don't start this, guys! I mean what would FML be if we just attacked each other's usernames? Oh! By the way, uhh_awkward, it probably wasn't a good idea to insult Doc.
DocBastard 40
Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up. My response was to someone with the username "otheblodygoresux" rather than Brittney. That comment vanished, and my response landed on Brittney's. uhh_awkward, I'm sorry you don't care for my username. I don't mean to offend anyone. Much. I have nothing against anyone in this thread. Yet.
DocBastard 40
As an addendum, this "otheblodygoresux" has been banned. All hail the Mighty FML Deity. I honestly apologize to anyone who thought I was referring to him/her. Except, of course, otheblodygoresux - if you make a new profile with a new username and try to troll like that again, I swear on the soul of Domingo Montoya I will hunt you down and flay you like a ******* kipper. Thank you.
MissErikaHart 0
wow
sourgirl101 29
Haha. Yes, give her time. FML eventually turns people vicious! (:
sourgirl101 29
You have on cheese? Are they American cheese pasties?
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Who is Domingo Montoya? I just have to ask because you swore on his soul Doc Bastard, make his sound important.
DocBastard 40
Chibi, go watch The Princess Bride. Twice. I referenced that movie in my previous comment as well.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
I have seen the Princess Bride many, hundreds of times (I have also read the book) and the only Montoya I can name from there is Inigo Montoya. "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. "
DocBastard 40
Chibi - check your PMs
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Thank you, I wasn't trying to be critical. I was just really confused.
FMLephant 2
Come near your mouth? Are you saying he has bad aim?
Beautifull337 0
Sounds like a lie to me. But if this did happen YDI. Why didn't you just tell him to use more anesthetic? That was pretty stupid. When I go to the dentist, if I can feel pain.....I let him know and he gives more anesthetic.
TroII 0
YDI for trying to sound tough to a bunch of kids you have never met before on the Internet... Like the dentist would keep working when your screaming/crying! FAKE!
CiaranPM 0
Your profile picture fits perfectly with your comment.