Today, I went to the beach on the cote d'azur and the lifeguard told me that even though there were two jellyfish in the bay, it was safe to swim. Five minutes into swimming, I got stung twice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean, not too far off shore. I had asked my mom to come in, but she was afraid of the water because fish had nipped at her toes or something back in the day. I told her there was nothing to fear. I ended up getting stung on the balls by a jellyfish. FML
Today, I went to the beach. My friend decided it would be funny to push me into a bunch of Portuguese Man-O-War jellyfish washed up on the shore. Did you know their tentacles can sting even if they’re dead? FML
Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML
Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I writhed in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet, that I'm embarrassing him. He also mentioned that jellyfish were out today and that I should be careful. Thanks, dad. FML
Today, I overcame my fear of swimming in lakes and went for a swim. I got bitten by an eel. FML
Today, while I was at the beach I decided to go into the ocean even though the waves looked rough. While I was in the water, I got caught by the riptide and needed to be saved. The reason I was at the beach? I'm a lifeguard. Now all my co-workers won't stop laughing at me. FML
Today, my family and I went to a beach where you could swim with dolphins. I was a little scared to swim with them so the trainers had a five minute chat to me about how they were harmless creatures. Once I got in, the dolphin attacked me and bit me. FML
Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML
Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML
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happylittleman 0
I hardly think that's the fault of the lifeguard. Two little jellyfish in a big bay aren't a big deal, and I bet you'd be angry if they didn't let you swim because of it. FYL for being stung, but it was just bad luck, and probably the same jellyfish stinging you twice, not one from each like I think you were trying to imply. And peeing on a sting is pretty useless, vinegar works better and is less nasty.
yesmanddd 4
I'm just going to go ahead and thumb you down solely because if your picture.
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Comments (66)
ICantDanceLOL 1
Just pee on yourself. It is the best way to heal the stings. Unless its not on you leg, pee in a cup and dump it on you. Unless it's your face. That's just gross
Timmyyy_fml 0
stop being a whiney bitch. suck it up
Chibineko223 0
Do u live in a pineapple under the sea? :smile:
AwkweirdSituatio 0
looks like u found the two jellyfish then hahaha :-S
tubaa1 2
I've been there, just be thankful there were only two and not 2000+ b/c this is the rime of year when they all wash into the area from the sea
armystrongbaby 0
stupid post... all summer I get stung. almost every week. grow some
missbellaboo 5
Oh please! I've been stung loads of times.... I fail to see how being stung is an FML. I'm sure you will survive
Dr_Jackal 16
He said it was safe to swim, not that you wouldn’t be stung