Today, I went to my Russian language class after days of being sick. We must speak in Russian. The professor asked how I felt. I said "like shit." I didn't know the word I used was the verb, not the noun. So I told an awesome prof and class I was "feeling like I was in the process of defacating." FML
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My problem is I try to speak in Russian as I do in English, so some phrases that don't quite translate sound stupid anyways . . so here, I guess I just sounded twice as stupid . . .reason this is an FML is the Japanese guy I like is in this class, and they don't talk that way . . .he wouldn't have known what I said or my mistake, if the teacher hadn't gotten shocked and translated it into English AND Japanese FML lol
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RyeBreadBoy 0
Why would you even say "like shit" to your professor? Maybe you should've gone with "terrible", or "ill". This would never have occurred if you possessed more tact.
my_fml_account 2
Oh no, you made a mistake in a class of a language you're learning! Quick, to the internet and tell everyone how much your life is ruined by this! This is so not-FML worthy I cant even bother to click YDI.
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Comments (100)
evey661 5
In soviet Russia strawberry eat u
thisisabaduser 0
I think its great that you were still able to articulate yourself by accident in another language. bravo!!
profligatesoul 18
You seriously were gonna tell your professor you feel like shit?
Comoke1024 19
Hey, that's a pretty good feeling.
jbuckets_404 39
In Russia, language speaks you....