Today, I went to my Russian language class after days of being sick. We must speak in Russian. The professor asked how I felt. I said "like shit." I didn't know the word I used was the verb, not the noun. So I told an awesome prof and class I was "feeling like I was in the process of defacating." FML
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My problem is I try to speak in Russian as I do in English, so some phrases that don't quite translate sound stupid anyways . . so here, I guess I just sounded twice as stupid . . .reason this is an FML is the Japanese guy I like is in this class, and they don't talk that way . . .he wouldn't have known what I said or my mistake, if the teacher hadn't gotten shocked and translated it into English AND Japanese FML lol
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RyeBreadBoy 0
Why would you even say "like shit" to your professor? Maybe you should've gone with "terrible", or "ill". This would never have occurred if you possessed more tact.
my_fml_account 2
Oh no, you made a mistake in a class of a language you're learning! Quick, to the internet and tell everyone how much your life is ruined by this! This is so not-FML worthy I cant even bother to click YDI.
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Comments (100)
turtlebun777 0
oh wow....lmao
DameGreyWulf 1
Oh how I laughed. But it's not technically incorrect, right? I mean, defacation can be a pleasant AND an unpleasant thing...
soxwin04and05 0
Still kinda gets the point across, not like he was offended/didn't know what you meant. Not an FML
purdy822 0
lol. you prob were in the process of defcating after you relize what you said. i bet the class and teacher had a good laugh. o and btw я чувствую себя подобно дерьму
rebel_rose 0
TY! I am so going to remember that so I can say it more properly next time. . . the teacher will totally laugh at that, he is a great guy.
RavishMe77 0
This one actually made me laugh out loud a little.
Lifelooser_fml 0
oh wow, fyl big time.. :S
davek 36
In Soviet Russia, shit feels like YOU!!!
roobear 2
Funny. Maybe we need a fourth button, "randomly ironic but not bad" or something. Oh wait, that's what mylifeisaverage.com is for.
Wani_fml 12
I'm kinda reminded of one time in Japanese class, when someone tried to say "Cameron smells", but instead wound up saying "I smell Cameron". We lol'd.
HannahJoButtons 2
in a sign language class that I had I once told the whole class about my penis....I'm a girl