Today, I went to my friend's house. While she went to the kitchen, I noticed a little pink pastry on her desk. It looked really good, so I decided to take a bite before she got back. As I bit into it, a sizzling noise started, and foam overflowed in my mouth. It was a bath bomb. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was excited to finally use the expensive bath bombs I'd been saving. I filled the tub, dropped one in, and settled in for a relaxing soak. The bath bomb fizzed so much that it created a bubble mountain that spilled over, flooding my bathroom with colorful suds. My "relaxing" bath turned into a Slip 'N Slide adventure as I tried to mop up the mess in my birthday suit. FML
Today, I was at Bath and Body Works with a friend of mine. She wanted me to smell a particular lotion and when she brought it up to my nose, she squeezed the bottle and lotion went all over my face. Right after, a worker came by and commented how the lotion "got a little too excited". FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing bubble bath in my jacuzzi. I poured in the bubbles, turned on the jets, and got in. I realized too late that the jets had caused the bubbles to overflow and had made a huge mess in my bathroom. Relaxing, indeed. FML
Today, I baked a chicken pot pie in the oven. I pulled it out, and noticed a big piece of tasty-looking, flaky pastry had come loose. Without thinking I ripped it off and popped it into my mouth. I HEARD the skin on the inside of my cheeks burn. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML
Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML
Today, I opened a bag of flour a little too enthusiastically and it blew up. The resulting cloud of flour set off my smoke alarm. My neighbors then came knocking, wondering if the building was on fire, while I stood there looking like I'd been pranked by a baker. FML
Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML
Today, my mother and I saw a stall selling colourful treats at the shopping centre. Some were placed on small dishes, so we thought we'd sample their goods. Turns out that the colourful goodies that we'd bit into were very creative pieces of soap. FML
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Top comments
Jimboom 12
Lol. Thanks for that. Made me laugh. But you deserved that one. Next time ask before just taking. Though this could be some sort of new thing to keep kids in line. It's better than washing out a kids mouth with soap. :-P
Stupidpeople 0
Serves you right for going to your friends house and putting things in your mouth which are not yours!!
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Comments (117)
enfpftw 0
ehhh. i really am sorry. i've done stuff like that before...
dragonboi90 0
OKay so that was funny. i thought that i would be the only person that would do something like that but apparently i am not. Thank you for the laugh
Jimboom 12
Hang on a sec.... where's my hash brownie?? Did someone eat it??
RDMC20 0
s'whatcha get for stealin pastries, scumbag.
meow_meow_fml 0
aha well deserved for doing naughty nibbling
ilikerainbows 0
#16 I was thinking Lush too. But even then, how the hell do you confuse a bath bomb with food?
cj_gurl 0
Since you had no right to eat something that wasn't intended for you in the first place, I would say you got what you deserved. Stop stealing.
SuperMeron 0
If in doubt, eat it.
authorkid 2
finally, a smart person lol
lil_ham1644 29
Lol are you a dog?
jackdaniels_fml 0
LMFAO!!!!! you totally deserved that!! but seriously, um how did you not know that it wasn't food? kindda looks/smells/ FEELS like soap and not a lightly fluffy pastry.... bahaha maybe a little full of BS? toatlly agree with #8!! you'd think people would learn but apparently not :P and #18 that's so true!! lol this made me laugh a lot though :P
rsrvoir 0
I'm not going to debate the merits of what you did...but this has made me laugh very hard. Especially after researching bath bombs. Delicious soap pastry: http://s2.thisnext.com/media/230x230/Bath-Bakery-Cupcake-Bath-Bomb_B422D8F3.jpg