Today, I went to my friend's house. While she went to the kitchen, I noticed a little pink pastry on her desk. It looked really good, so I decided to take a bite before she got back. As I bit into it, a sizzling noise started, and foam overflowed in my mouth. It was a bath bomb. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was excited to finally use the expensive bath bombs I'd been saving. I filled the tub, dropped one in, and settled in for a relaxing soak. The bath bomb fizzed so much that it created a bubble mountain that spilled over, flooding my bathroom with colorful suds. My "relaxing" bath turned into a Slip 'N Slide adventure as I tried to mop up the mess in my birthday suit. FML
Today, I was at Bath and Body Works with a friend of mine. She wanted me to smell a particular lotion and when she brought it up to my nose, she squeezed the bottle and lotion went all over my face. Right after, a worker came by and commented how the lotion "got a little too excited". FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing bubble bath in my jacuzzi. I poured in the bubbles, turned on the jets, and got in. I realized too late that the jets had caused the bubbles to overflow and had made a huge mess in my bathroom. Relaxing, indeed. FML
Today, I baked a chicken pot pie in the oven. I pulled it out, and noticed a big piece of tasty-looking, flaky pastry had come loose. Without thinking I ripped it off and popped it into my mouth. I HEARD the skin on the inside of my cheeks burn. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML
Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML
Today, I opened a bag of flour a little too enthusiastically and it blew up. The resulting cloud of flour set off my smoke alarm. My neighbors then came knocking, wondering if the building was on fire, while I stood there looking like I'd been pranked by a baker. FML
Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML
Today, my mother and I saw a stall selling colourful treats at the shopping centre. Some were placed on small dishes, so we thought we'd sample their goods. Turns out that the colourful goodies that we'd bit into were very creative pieces of soap. FML
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Top comments
Jimboom 12
Lol. Thanks for that. Made me laugh. But you deserved that one. Next time ask before just taking. Though this could be some sort of new thing to keep kids in line. It's better than washing out a kids mouth with soap. :-P
Stupidpeople 0
Serves you right for going to your friends house and putting things in your mouth which are not yours!!
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Comments (117)
ThingsToDoAtWork 0
actually the little pink pastry/cupcake looking one is a bath melt. They don't make a sizzling noise but nice job trying to make it sound as if it's some big deal. We the staff at Lush are making fun of you now as we read FML at work on the clock.
bexox 0
Good job at being a mooch! That IS ******* annoying.
podrummer9209 0
Ouch lmao.. That would make me sick in about three different ways.
ACBOMBSHELL 0
I work at Lush and if I had a dollar for every time someone picked up a bath bomb or bubble bar and asked if it was food, I'd be rich. So I understand that this is not an uncommon phenomenon. I'm still unsure as to why people think food and soap look, smell, or feel the same.
Iellwen 12
I had a job in the same line of work; some people are just stupid. Not that they're dumb: they just don't know any better and don't feel like they even need to know any better. You know, it's like racists that mean well and actually think that, if you're skin's not white and you don't speak their language, surely it means that you come from a poor somewhere, have no education, etc... OP, YDI for even thinking it's okay to steal. Especially from your friend! What kind of free-loader are you?!
Vehicle 1
LOL. #10 has a good point.
peazeful 0
That is one funny thing to do, lOLZ~!
mr153 0
At least it wasnt a urinal cake
jme208 0
ohhhhhh thats great!!!!
Roddsy 0
rofll, was it yummy? xP
Tria 0
YDI, thief. Seriously, wtf with all these people taking other people's food - especially the sweet stuff like brownies and pastries? Not cool, dude. I would go nuts if I bought chocolate to stave off a PMS craving and someone ate it while I was away from it!