Today, I went to my first ever high school party with music, drinks, and dancing. Within a few minutes of taking my first ever shot of tequila, I was in the worst pain in my life. My parents were called and I had to be taken to the hospital. I'm alcohol intolerant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my first university party already a little drunk. I perched on the end of a table to cool off from the dancing and the whole table tipped over and dumped me onto the floor. I was promptly laughed out of the room. FML
Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML
Today, I went to my first ever party as a freshman, with friends from my dorm. There was a dance floor, and despite never having danced in public before, I put my best efforts into my dance moves… only to end up dislocating my knee. It's safe to say I won't be winning any dance contests anytime soon. FML
Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise was discovering that I'm alcohol intolerant, by vomiting my first beer all over my boyfriend's mother. FML
Today, I was confronted by my father after I got back home from a party in the early hours. He demanded to know if I'd been doing any drugs, and then decided to give me a scare lecture on the dangers of alcohol. I'd had a few beers. He had the smell of tequila on his breath. FML
Today, I found out why I get so red all over at parties. Turns out I'm allergic to alcohol. FML
Today, I pulled up to a party with my friends. I never partied in high school and college due to being bullied, so I was excited for my first party. It turned out to be a college house party, I'm a little older by 3 years but it’s no big deal. They mistook me for a freshman and I was bullied. FML
Today, for my 18th birthday, I went out to a club with my mate and I drank so much I ended up breaking my nose. I was there for an hour. FML
Today, I went to a party with 5 of my friends. Within five minutes, they'd all paired up and gone. Then it was just me, drinking my pain away. FML
Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML
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DocBastard 40
You're intolerant because you're STILL IN ******* HIGH SCHOOL. I realise many people here are not from the US, but in Florida (where OP is from), it is illegal to drink under age 21. It's illegal for a reason. To all the idiots here saying "lol kids start drinking at 13 get a life lololooloool" you need to shut your immature, clueless little mouths. I've seen more kids killed while drunk driving than I'd care to mention. I just pronounced an 18 year old dead last week because he thought he could drive drunk and get away with it. He didn't. You can vote me down all you want, but that's the damned truth.
Buddy360 0
Wow, you shouldn't have been drinking anyway.
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JazzytheMan 3
I say YDI for having your first shot at alchohal being tequila. Start off slow with wine coolers or something.
EatnBeef 7
it's because it didn't go thru your liver when directly injected to your ass. that means it's straight up alcohol and gets you drunk faster. crazy shit
EatnBeef 7
it's because it didn't go thru your liver when directly injected to your ass. that means it's straight up alcohol and gets you drunk faster. crazy shit
instnt1nfction 17
don't try that at home
bizzylizzy 0
at least theres one less alcoholic in the world xD
sweetheart44 6
you have never tried alcohol when you were yoiger?? im 13 and have tried every drink i could. and yes my mom approved.
Erissa 2
Doesn't matter if mommy said it's okay, you're ******* 13, you don't need to be drinking that much. What the hell is happening to kids these days?
CaptainPickles72 18
More like what is happening to parents. People now days only care about being cool and sadly a lot of parents have this attitude. So when their kids wanna do something that they shouldn't do the parents wanna be "cool" and let them.
pink_raindrops 26
What the hell is wrong with your parents? 13 and drinking every kind of drink you can get your hands on is so rediculous. Your parents can't just give you an OK for drinking, its still illegal. Sure they wont yell at you, but if you drink somewhere else, which I'm sure you have, you can get in alot of shit...and your parents in even more. If your parents give it to you they could get charged for giving a minor alcohol, and honestly i kinda hope they do because they're putting you in danger.
irockfendergirl 0
147- Your mom doesn't deserve to be a parent, and she needs to be sitting in jail. 149, 164 and 198- You guys all have great points. Kids like 147 apparently have parents that would rather be their friend than be good parents. Kids are going to drink. I get that. But a parent being okay with their 13 yr. old drinking? Shitty parent. Yes, I had a few drinks as a teen, but now that I'm an adult and a parent, I know what I did wasn't right. I don't want my kid ending up like 147. And I sure as hell won't be like her mother.
courtneyrenee90 0
that sucks so sorry!
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Ydi for drinking in high school
barb_pointe 0
To everyone who says that OP deserves it for drinking underaged, think of it this way.. It's better they found out now rather than on their 21st birthday.
surnoskie 0
not in canada eh? drink legal in high school, actually in the rest of the world, the usa has the worlds highest drinking age
horneyhic 15
That not true they do however have the highest drinking age of any industrialized country