Today, I went to my first ever high school party with music, drinks, and dancing. Within a few minutes of taking my first ever shot of tequila, I was in the worst pain in my life. My parents were called and I had to be taken to the hospital. I'm alcohol intolerant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my first university party already a little drunk. I perched on the end of a table to cool off from the dancing and the whole table tipped over and dumped me onto the floor. I was promptly laughed out of the room. FML
Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML
Today, I went to my first ever party as a freshman, with friends from my dorm. There was a dance floor, and despite never having danced in public before, I put my best efforts into my dance moves… only to end up dislocating my knee. It's safe to say I won't be winning any dance contests anytime soon. FML
Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise was discovering that I'm alcohol intolerant, by vomiting my first beer all over my boyfriend's mother. FML
Today, I was confronted by my father after I got back home from a party in the early hours. He demanded to know if I'd been doing any drugs, and then decided to give me a scare lecture on the dangers of alcohol. I'd had a few beers. He had the smell of tequila on his breath. FML
Today, I found out why I get so red all over at parties. Turns out I'm allergic to alcohol. FML
Today, I pulled up to a party with my friends. I never partied in high school and college due to being bullied, so I was excited for my first party. It turned out to be a college house party, I'm a little older by 3 years but it’s no big deal. They mistook me for a freshman and I was bullied. FML
Today, for my 18th birthday, I went out to a club with my mate and I drank so much I ended up breaking my nose. I was there for an hour. FML
Today, I went to a party with 5 of my friends. Within five minutes, they'd all paired up and gone. Then it was just me, drinking my pain away. FML
Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML
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DocBastard 40
You're intolerant because you're STILL IN ******* HIGH SCHOOL. I realise many people here are not from the US, but in Florida (where OP is from), it is illegal to drink under age 21. It's illegal for a reason. To all the idiots here saying "lol kids start drinking at 13 get a life lololooloool" you need to shut your immature, clueless little mouths. I've seen more kids killed while drunk driving than I'd care to mention. I just pronounced an 18 year old dead last week because he thought he could drive drunk and get away with it. He didn't. You can vote me down all you want, but that's the damned truth.
Buddy360 0
Wow, you shouldn't have been drinking anyway.
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horneyhic 15
http://cdnedge.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/1058526.stm there's my source for the higher IQ
horneyhic 15
that won't help if shes allergic
alexFYL 11
High school? You deserve it. JFC, don't drink in places where people are going to catch you if it's still illegal for you to do so.
emodude44 0
Well... could be worse. Alcohol doesn't make the world go round.
ScarletStyx 0
I feel sorry for you! all i can say is DO NOT JOIN A SORORITY!!!
CoBHateCrew 0
@237 People decide for themselves how much is too much. That's the beauty of freedom. If you can't handle your alcohol then you have the freedom not to drink. It doesn't mean you have to try and take away the freedoms of people who know they CAN drink responsibly. To each his own. And there are plenty of people who feel they can drink responsibly and can't. Nature tends to get rid of them pretty quickly.
bubble25_fml 5
bahaha, you lightweight!!
briidontgive_ 0
My grandpa would let me sip his beer when I was 3 years old o_0 ... But anyways people are taking this WAY to serrious , sheesh. Its funny thou . People are guna do what they want calm dowwnn . + sometimes weed and alcohol makes life more spontaneouss and fun , ya know its good to live a little.
lshmsfomhaiadmt 0
haha yea so obviously not all thirteen year olds drink and do all the stuff i s aid, i meant it as some do that stuff, sorry it came out that way. For referance, i live in canada. i do weed and drink, and its not effecting my brain anyway, yet at least. my grade average is 91.8%. Personally i think habing sex at my age is stupid, since half the chicks dont even have ****.
Mitch_Connor 11
Drinking to fit in, huh? "MAN THIS NEVER BACKFIRES EVER DOES IT, GUYS???" YDI