Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to eat dinner with his parents. Everyone wanted me to start the family prayer, and although I hadn't done one in years, I accepted. It went well until I remembered you say "Amen" at the end, not "Uh... Bye." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I spent two hours making dinner for my boyfriend's family. When I brought it over to their house they said "thanks" and didn't bother to invite me to stay to eat it. FML
Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML
Today, I went to dinner at my parents' house. I was going to surprise them by introducing them to my new boyfriend. They decided to surprise me too, by inviting my ex to the dinner. Everyone was surprised tonight. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I practiced my wedding vows in front of the mirror we have in the hallway. When I was done, I heard clapping from my living room. Turns out my fiancé’s parents had come over early for dinner and had heard everything. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. After hundreds of passive-aggressive comments, my boyfriend and I went into the kitchen. I started complaining to him about how his parents were horrible and mean. Little did I know, his parents had followed us in and were right behind me. FML
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AlwaysWatching 27
"Rubadubdub thanks for the grub" most anything is better than that, so you're fine on my standards
stieglar 17
At least you were polite about it. "See you later loser" would've made it even worse.
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Comments (83)
vidala1991 12
Haha I do that sometimes. Mostly when I pray to myself at night but I still say Amen afterwards.
SolarLunix 21
Don't worry, I'm sure that's how I'm going to be when I finally have money to visit my family.
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
Because of you, everyone will die of food poisoning. Jesus doesn't pardon unbelievers.
Idahome 6
That's absolutely hilarious, OP. I would have laughed soooo hard! Well done!
Shade1982 21
That almost sounds like my wife who accidentally said 'congratulations' instead of 'condolences' at a funeral...
dannnngthatsux 19
Uh, bye is great! Means you don't think A, B, C, D ...done. Prayer is taking with God, two ways, not an order at McDonald's.
tac96 2
I was reading a speech in front of my whole class in 8th grade and when I finished I said Amen because I wasn't paying attention it was awkward and embarrassing so I just ran back to my seat lol
curiouslilbird 19
No worries, OP. I like to think God hears even our worst bungled prayers and smiles at them like we would smile at an autocorrected text from a dear friend.
lostinareverie 21
You tried! Besides, if there is a god, I'm sure they know what you meant to say.
prettygurl89 16
God doesn't care lol