Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked twenty minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML
Today, my house was damaged by a tornado. I called my mother to see if I could stay with her for a few days. Her response? "I warned you not to move in with a man. This is God's way of punishing you." I've been married to said man for almost a year now. FML
Today, in Tennessee, it stormed like crazy due to Hurricane Harvey. I brought my boyfriend home safely to his parents' house, but it rained harder once we arrived, so I started to wait inside. He's an adult but has a curfew, so they kicked me back out into the storm. FML
Today, I was home alone and it started to rain. It hadn't rained in days so I went out on my balcony and ran around. I felt great until I realized that my door had been swung shut because of the wind, and it had no handle. I had to wait outside in the rain for two hours. FML
Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML
Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML
Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML
Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
Today, the tornado sirens went off so my family went to the basement and turned on the TV to the local news. The station goes to their sky cam as a trampoline flies by. Quite the sight. When the storm passed, I looked outside to see our trampoline was gone. It was the one flying by on TV. FML
Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML
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Kat_like_meow 2
Because the world totally revolves around you...
Metzler31 17
Well at least the sirens gave you a heads up! Get outta there as fast as you can :)
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Comments (92)
coried91 28
I love how so many people think that things like this are planned just for them. Stop being so into yourself and just help your poor friend get to a safe place.
Characterise 0
exactly the crap isn't important u can rebuy it all
coried91 28
Where did I say her stuff was important? Again people READ before you comment!
coried91 28
Ah, I can't believe I thought that said "actually" damn. I admit, I was owned
tennisrapper1 14
And then the rage siren in your head goes beserk... I feel ya. Everyone has some sort of annoyance that makes them blow up. Just remember to keep it under control when it really matters! :)
Anthonymm2 20
Is the berserk alarm just constant screaming for a minute? Cuz between you and me I use it a lot.
nichelback3505 0
What state u in?
DocBastard 40
Panic, most likely.
BeefyQueef 5
Ha!
sparkrok 8
You can always count on Doc :)
dontpanic_fml 32
I love how many YDI's this is getting, like the OP was actually controlling fate
jaytee1994 9
Where do u live? There where a lot of tornados this past week! We had them come through my home town
SouthernPride95 19
Id say some place that has plenty of tornadoes to have tornado sirens put in probably kansas
jaytee1994 9
Every town/city is made to have warning sirins even if they don't have many tornados. They have them "just in case"
eat_this_buddie 5
I'm in Indiana and we had some pretty bad tornadoes.
KatieKupcake4195 9
FYL. Hope everyone was safe. There's tornado warnings and all out here right now :(
Davick 0
got yo love that haha
truehitman2010 0
kinky
angrymexican 8
What the ****?
zakkcarter 7
Your in kentucky arent you...
lizabeth200 4
Tell me your not in southern Indiana!?