Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML
Today, I was getting my portrait done. The artist told me to smile. He looked at me, then said, "Oh, don't smile." FML
Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
Today, I saw a display with a mirror that said, "You are made in God's image!" I'm too short to be able to see myself in said mirror. FML
Today, I went to Target. I was on my way to the bathroom when I find a huge mirror. No one was around so I started to see how my butt looked in my jeans, checked up my nose and fixed my bra. An older woman then walks out of a door next to the mirror and explains that it's a two-way mirror. FML
Today, I printed out a picture of the popular girl in school as a sort of 'model' for how I wanted my hair cut. The hairdresser taped the picture to the mirror so he could see. Halfway through, my 'model' came in for an appointment. FML
Today, I was talking with my mom about getting my school photos retouched. I believe her exact words were, "They'll take one look at you, and charge me triple." FML
Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML
Today I got my senior pictures back from the photographer. When my boyfriend saw them, he said I look creepy. Not pretty, not beautiful, not even decent. Creepy. FML
Today, I went to the gym that I just became a member of, making an extra effort to look good because I've heard there are hot guys there. The lady at the front desk said they need to take my picture, then took a second look and said, "Don't worry hun, we'll take it when you're more prepared." FML
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NekoHakase 0
Say you had major bed-head. Wouldn't you rather be told BEFORE you take the picture?
kitkat98_fml 0
You fail then:
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Comments (18)
namesarehardtoth 0
Some people just have good enough hair that they should be spending hours looking at it
kitkat98_fml 0
You fail then:
jazzmin1997 16
I would totally slap him, run away and then cry
worldclassrager 41
Then maybe a little touch up wouldn't hurt
JuggaloSimms1441 16
Should've threw the camera and busted his shit all up! What a ass O!
Liamj774 36
That's funny OP. Better check yourself next time
rabbi1010 29
Lol. It happens to everyone. At least the photographer was honestly. Hopefully he/she helped you out to look at least decent.
irish_lad 16
Least he wasnt an ass and didnt tell you.