Today, I went to get my eyebrows waxed at a korean salon. I have never been there before and it's hard to understand their accents. The women asked me if I wanted "them all off". Not fully understanding what she said, I agreed. When she showed me the mirror, she had taken off my whole eyebrow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML
Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me. I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood. She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML
Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML
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disadvantage 0
How did you not get "you want them all off?" meant that?
tweets 0
ouch, u didnt feel her putting hot wax all over ur eyebrow? =[
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Comments (67)
LiveLoveLife_fml 0
Alrightttm Dudeeeeeeees, Sometimes ascents are seriously hard to understand. And enough w/ how the Asian women run awesome salons, any race could do that... it is the new age ;) lol
thebirdistheword 0
y did yu agree if you didnt fully understand? YDI ur a dumb bitch
lowgurl 0
well. this is absolutely your fault. if you agree with things you don't understand you could get into a lot worse trouble than this...
thejerk56 8
that just reminded me of that seinfeld episode with the quiet talker.
Jimmy9999 0
It's ur own fault what dumass would go get their eyebrows picered I hate you
littleredmegan 0
Get some liquid eyeliner and get creative. :D Do an Amanda Palmer. =]
necomni 0
lol @8... that was exactly what I was thinking
CovertMilitance 0
you wanted your eyebrow waxed. generally that means the whole ******* thing of hair. and the eyebrow is a muscle. it does not rip off
AndreaM_fml 0
That sucks, seeing as I'm literally waiting to get mine done!
ninjacapo 2
wtf did u think she meant?