Today, I went to do my laundry. Having no laundry bag, I put clothes in a suitcase and headed to the basement. When my roommate saw me, she burst into tears with happiness. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
Today, I went to move a load of laundry out of the washer and into the dryer, but the clothes were already in the dryer. Normally, I would be happy about this. However, I am currently living alone. FML
Today, after putting a bag of dirty laundry in the laundry room to wait for an open washer, I came back to find a "free stuff" sign on all of my expensive jeans, new towels, and favorite sweatshirts. The bag was over half empty. FML
Today, I did laundry for the first time in weeks. Feeling productive, I dumped everything in, including what I thought was my pile of towels. Turns out, I washed (and shrunk) my roommate’s $200 wool sweater. She found out when I proudly showed her how “clean” everything looked. FML
Today, I came home to find that my roommate had done the laundry. At first, I was very appreciative. However, I wasn't so thankful when I found out she brought home the wrong basket from the laundromat. FML
Today, I did my laundry in my dorm. After dragging 2 hampers down 4 flights of stairs, my ID card with money on it was rejected. After dragging it back upstairs, I scrounged up enough quarters from friends. Thirty minutes after finally starting my laundry, I realized I forgot to add detergent. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Well, one of you here isn't telling us the whole story: one of you is a complete bitch.
HowAreYouToday 34
Indeed. Whenever I see FMLs like this, I feel like there's a reason everyone hates OP.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (61)
Kingbreezy04 10
Maybe your clothes smell like shit and she was happy you were washing them.
SoultheWolf 19
You could've just used a garbage bag..
Deirdre_Curry 4
This made no sense wht so ever
Pleonasm 36
I suggest you take some English Comprehension classes then, since it was pretty straight-forward.
ManInTheMachine 20
Dammit Pleonasm, being condescending to idiots on here is my job! Go back to making puns or something. >:(
gregkingsley 4
And by roommate you mean you're the bum on the couch that doesn't pay rent?
erockinthesuburb 17
Hey, that situation worked out pretty well for the guy in Half Baked.
laden_swallow09 35
Think about that title for a moment…
chillypalmer 7
That is hilarious please buy a basket or bag lol
TheWorldGreatest 8
Maybe you should look else where to live or you might regret it later! Actions speak louder then words
need2sleep 15
Is this really your first time doing laundry while living with this roommate? That's gross unless you've only been there a week, so probably not long enough for someone to hate you!
BigSexy123 11
You... you completely missed the point of this. OP was saying that his/her roommate thought they were moving out. Smart one.
buckdharma 38
It's a vicious cycle with you, op. Why do you have to air your dirty laundry? You know this could all come out in the wash if you would just let it soak awhile, but you have to put your own spin on everything. Then you agitate...
Vanillanougat 14
Maybe she was just glad that you finally decided to wash your clothes.....
CydneDilligaf 7
clearly she can't wait for you to move out. are you sure you don't smell? maybe you're a complete slob, who is also always late with the rent. Can't really tell if the audio or film.