Today, I went to buy some spray paint for a project. I've never used a spray can before, so I decided to try it on paper provided. Unfortunately I didn't hold the can the right way and ended up with black, permanent, paint all over my face in the middle of a store. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the can of spray paint I got at Walmart yesterday has no spray nozzle, rendering it useless. I'm working on a project that needs to be done by the weekend, so I get to go wait in a huge line and risk being trampled to death tonight just to exchange one damn spray paint can. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that you shouldn't try to open a can of paint with a screwdriver. The lid flew off, and my kitchen floor now looks like an abstract art painting, which I could probably call, "Various blue splodges on wood canvas." FML
Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML
Today, I was painting the garage door. After 3 hours, I finally finished the job. As I was walking back inside, accidentally pressed the button that opens and closes the garage door. Not only did the paint job get messed up as it went up, the paint also dripped onto my parents' brand new car. FML
Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML
Today, while spray painting a rocking horse for my kids I left the can outside in the sun. When I picked it up it was hot to the touch and I dropped it. It exploded on impact and now I am more blue than the rocking horse. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair and makeup, I somehow managed to spray myself in the right eye with hairspray, and in the left eye with makeup setting spray. I left the house with two very bloodshot eyes. FML
Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML
Today, I accidentally used wood stain instead of hairspray. Surprisingly, it doesn't come out that easily. FML
Today, I was painting cabinets for the children's area in my church. While painting, I dropped my brush and got black paint on a white part. I tried to wipe it off. Now there's a very visible smudge that looks like a penis. FML
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Top comments
CallMeHush 1
I bet you don't know how to work a seat belt or a light switch either, please bring an escort the next time you leave the house.
Jesta05 0
WTF u managed to get it past ur hand? onto ur face? geez ur supertalented.
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Comments (112)
CapnCapes 4
That seems like something that would only happen in cartoons. You are a huge idiot.
RainaMadeilline 0
At least you figured out how to use it... Yayyy
annoyedchild 17
How the **** do you not see the nozzle?
hurley12 30
"I've never used a spray dab before" wtf?
tuxedoandex 28
Black paint? Uh oh. Now you're going to be labeled a racist.
laughingtoohard 14
How you got past the front door and found the paint amazes me
Iceemrr 6
An illustrated fml of this would be so great. Like showing him/her aiming it straight at his face while holding a piece of paper haha
storethis 17
It's not permanent
hunt3009 16
Geez, it's not rocket science! It's a point where you want to spray, and spray! If you didn't already know that, though, you could have just checked the instructions!