Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML
Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes, "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it this much." FML
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
Today, my boss commented on the fact that I don't usually wear makeup, then told me it would be much appreciated if I'd change that. FML
Today, I yelled at a new employee for violating the company's makeup policy which is minimum coverage. She had red lipstick, very dark drawn eyebrows, and foundation that made her look like a ghost. She took out a makeup wipe and used it then showed me it, only to reveal she doesn't wear any. FML
Today, I told a coworker, “You look way better without makeup.” She responded, “I’m wearing makeup.” Everyone around us gasped like I had just said "fuck" in church. FML
Today, I had a morning shift at the restaurant and didn't feel like wearing makeup. I was energetic and greeted everyone happily, but my manager told me I looked tired. I said, "Oh no I'm just not wearing makeup!" He said, "Well, you might need it." FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML
Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on makeup for the day. On my way to class, I passed some guys selling towels. One of them jeered, "Wanna be prettier? Buy a towel, and throw it over your face!" There goes my self-confidence. FML
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Top comments
MDoremis 38
Well that was rude. I don't understand why people think it's acceptable to comment on people's appearance in such a derogatory way.
cutycat136 28
And whatever her excuse will be, it won't be able to cover up her story for saying that. Bring it up to her boss.
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Comments (88)
Vegetarian27 24
Everyone except me seems to have read this as the cashier being a girl. I just assumed it was a guy, but the FML doesn't specify so it's hard to tell.
shortswimmer17 28
How rude!!
dessemaldonado 4
lmao '!:D damm thats funny ' c:
blackonblight 33
That's when you go to the manager, and you damn well don't purchase from the store. The "I was going to buy things, but the service made me decide I can go elsewhere" response and the Look a manager will give the responsible employee gives a very satisfying feeling.
classicsparkles 17
Wow how ******* rude, honestly what the ****? You should call corporate and complain because if a cashier said something like that to someone like me, who has extreme anxiety and low self esteem issues that could legitimatly cause someone to break down.
soulreaper12296 28
Take it to the manager
Medhi_fml 18
Don't you dare listen to that scumbag ! These are all business market tricks. You are beautiful. Believe it !
uchihadesendent 14
keep calm and report her for it op she has no right to say things like that too you and plus your the customer so you'll have a advantage in this situation :)
elizacandle 29
get that bitch fired
shadowqueen666 8
You should report that person to their workplace and they could be written up or fired. You should have not given that place your business after that comment.