Today, I went to Britney's concert. About halfway through the show, the person next to me turns to me and asks, "Can you do me a favour?" Thinking that she wanted me to look after her stuff, I said sure. Her next sentence was: "Can you stop singing?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I was at my sister's concert. Some girls sitting behind me were cheering for someone and being annoying. Halfway through I yelled my sister's name, only to get called out, pointed at, and yelled at for being disrespectful. The other girls didn't get yelled at when they were being more disruptive than me. FML
Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML
Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
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Top comments
jennaleighhh 0
Thats the problem with concerts. Yes, I know how much you love the person you're seeing. But for the sake of everyone else, don't sing. We came to see britney, not you. Let it be enjoyable for others as well.
shree 0
Had she heard Britney live before? You were probably better.
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Comments (159)
neonoodle 0
#31: Excellent. I'll have to use that.
Floridaguy81 0
The fact that you were at her concert in the first place is good enough for you to deserve anything coming your way. Ugh. She sucks.
Evelyn_Babyyx3 0
roflmaoo.wow..thats mean.what did she expect you to do ?stay there and not sing anything.?
McLaughlane 0
I'm with 36 on this one. YDI. That's really annoying, so...serves you right.
gkunit20 0
YDI for going to a Britney concert. End of story.
lyssalicious 0
This is fake. Britney's concert isn't til TONIGHT- it hasn't happened yet. And she didn't have one on the 10th. The one before this was on the 8th. how dumb.
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
Ummm 42, I hope you are aware that sometimes it takes awhile for these to be posted... Also, regardless of whose concert it is (so what if you think Spears sucks? that doesn't mean people aren't allowed to enjoy her music. I'd go to a concert of hers just out of nostalgia, her first CD was the first CD I ever owned...) it IS really annoying to have the person beside you singing. And the girl wasn't even impolite, so I don't know where comments saying that are coming from...
Ox_Baker 0
I hate ***** who sing really badly at concerts.
TheBicycleDay 0
You certainly deserve that one, seeing as you went to a Brittany Spears concert in the first place. You disgust me.
SofiaM_fml 2
So, the comments appear to bug tonight, my previous comment was addressed to lyssalicious