Today, I went to break up with my psychotic bitch of a girlfriend after months of abuse. When she opened the door, her 5-year-old son ran up to me, smiling and calling me "DADDY!" for the first time. Now I don't have the heart to dump the psycho and devastate her son. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home early to find my (now ex) girlfriend having a screaming argument with my son, because he caught her trying to burn pictures of my late wife. I'm back to being single, but at least I can be proud of my son for standing up to her (he's usually very timid). Can't believe I was dating that psycho. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Her six year-old likes me more than her. I hate kids. I stayed with her in spite of her son, because I love her. For some reason she thought I was going to leave her and take her kid with me, so she broke up with me first. FML
Today, I broke up with my psycho girlfriend of one month. She actually expected me to let her keep the vintage car that I've been rebuilding for the past two years, and when I refused, she threatened to burn my garage down with us still in it. FML
Today, I finally cracked and told my boyfriend that if he didn't sign full custody of his evil, manipulative 3 year-old daughter to her mother, then I would leave. He picked me up and literally threw me outside his apartment, slamming the door in my face when I tried to run back inside. FML
Today, I finally summed up the courage to break up with my abusively controlling girlfriend. I don't know what I was thinking, but instead of leaving as a free man, I left as an engaged one. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, I finally left my bitch girlfriend with her son, who has difficulties and violence issues. Now everyone is telling me I should go back, because the kid needs a father, never mind that I’m depressed and in therapy for suicidal urges. Guess my mental health doesn’t matter. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
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Top comments
thenewgirl29 20
If she is abusive towards you, I would have to wonder if her 5 year old is enduring the same thing? If so, I'd say get out of the relationship and look into ways of getting her help.
nataliewby 25
If you're unhappy, get out the of the situation. Keeping her son happy isn't worth the cost of your happiness
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Comments (86)
Glasshoney 9
Do it, do it NOW. It's like ripping a bandaid off...
fantasyworld 39
Staying in an unhappy relationship will hurt him more. She made him say that to manipulate you into staying. This is abuse, you do need to leave.
CharlotteRefer 10
It's better to end it now. He'll just get more attached to you, and then it'll be even harder for him.
potterydogs 1
She probably coached him.
Stone_freeman 7
Dude. Run.
LadyNightowl 17
She may have coached her son to say that. And you staying in an abusive relationship isn't healthy for anyone, including her son, who will see how you react to it and learn from the example the two of you are setting. Speaking as someone who just recently got out of an abusive relationship, LEAVE. It's what's best for everyone.
GunSlinger69 19
Run into that house, bring a colt 45 with you, cap the bitch, capture the kid move to mexico and enjoy life with your son!!
squiddythemouse 6
Man, leave that bitch. I can pretty much guarantee that she told the kid to do that.
thatonetribute 31
You should report her to the police, man. She may be hurting her son as well.
Mcstud1y 30
Is he your son too?