Today, I went to break up with my psychotic bitch of a girlfriend after months of abuse. When she opened the door, her 5-year-old son ran up to me, smiling and calling me "DADDY!" for the first time. Now I don't have the heart to dump the psycho and devastate her son. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home early to find my (now ex) girlfriend having a screaming argument with my son, because he caught her trying to burn pictures of my late wife. I'm back to being single, but at least I can be proud of my son for standing up to her (he's usually very timid). Can't believe I was dating that psycho. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Her six year-old likes me more than her. I hate kids. I stayed with her in spite of her son, because I love her. For some reason she thought I was going to leave her and take her kid with me, so she broke up with me first. FML
Today, I broke up with my psycho girlfriend of one month. She actually expected me to let her keep the vintage car that I've been rebuilding for the past two years, and when I refused, she threatened to burn my garage down with us still in it. FML
Today, I finally cracked and told my boyfriend that if he didn't sign full custody of his evil, manipulative 3 year-old daughter to her mother, then I would leave. He picked me up and literally threw me outside his apartment, slamming the door in my face when I tried to run back inside. FML
Today, I finally summed up the courage to break up with my abusively controlling girlfriend. I don't know what I was thinking, but instead of leaving as a free man, I left as an engaged one. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, I finally left my bitch girlfriend with her son, who has difficulties and violence issues. Now everyone is telling me I should go back, because the kid needs a father, never mind that I’m depressed and in therapy for suicidal urges. Guess my mental health doesn’t matter. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
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Top comments
thenewgirl29 20
If she is abusive towards you, I would have to wonder if her 5 year old is enduring the same thing? If so, I'd say get out of the relationship and look into ways of getting her help.
nataliewby 25
If you're unhappy, get out the of the situation. Keeping her son happy isn't worth the cost of your happiness
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Comments (86)
FemskyD 26
Christmas might have been not The right time for this anyway.. For a little kid to see his mommy heartbroken
melooters 11
Just do it
marajade27 4
Run, don't walk, away! That's sweet and heartbreaking but I've been a step parent. You will never trump that child's bio parents. You will not be able to save him. He's got the parents he's got. And you need to move on. Good luck.
Wolfparable 22
This is flat wrong. I have a stepfather who has been around since I was 5 or 6 and I prefer him over both my actual parents.
Danielvera212 4
God damn
vikky538 29
one word...Run....
kkaamm 9
im glad your heart is in the right place, but you cant keep staying in a horrible relationship. good luck
hayleyblack2u71 21
Exactly, they (the girlfriend) can force the child to think you left because of them...looks like a Lose|Lose situation. Good Luck OP!
soulreaper12296 28
Maybe try and get her some help? Take her to a couples counselor or something.
demonfacee 14
It would be best if you leave her, even of her son calls you daddy. You deserve someone better than her.
5Ronins 4
you got plaaayed like a fiddle, idiot. Run.