Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. He laughed at me and said, "That's hilarious because I was going to ask you if you could take a pay cut!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He responded with, "Who the hell are you?" FML
Today, I summoned the courage to go into my boss’s office and ask for a raise. He yelled at me, called me “ungrateful”, asked how dare I ask him such a question, and that I’m lucky to even have a job in the first place. I ended up reduced to tears. FML
Today, I asked my boss for my first raise in almost two years, to which he replied, "In the real world, I think you've definitely earned one, but this isn't the real world." FML
Today, I met with my boss hoping to hear about a possible raise that had been promised many months ago. He then told me that the only way I would get a raise was if I found a better paying job and took it, and that the company was in no position to offer anyone a raise. FML
Today, I asked my boss for a raise. I pointed out that due to a technicality, if he hired someone to replace me, he'd have to pay them more anyway. He said he'd gladly pay more for "someone who knows his goddamn place" and made it clear I'll be jobless very soon. FML
Today, after declining an amazing job offer that pays more than double what I make now in order to accept a promotion my boss offered me if I stayed, I asked when I would receive the promotion and pay raise. She snorted and said, "You thought I was serious about that?" FML
Today, I walked into my boss's office to ask for a raise, and walked out unemployed. FML
Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
Today, my coworker got a raise by making our boss give me a pay cut for doing his job while he was slacking off. As we were heading home for the day, he found $100. FML
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Top comments
NiiTeH 7
Your boss isn't funny.
fmessiah 19
Meet in the middle and stay at the same pay rate while you start looking for another job. Also harsh.
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Comments (72)
non_finisher 9
Tell him that u came first to him op...so he should listen to you...:p
DocBastard 40
You have spoken poorly. I'm assuming "duess" is supposed to be "deuce", and I assume "nobodies" is supposed to be "nobody's". And I assume the needlessly redundant exclamation marks are your way of yelling, so pipe down.
mightymart 5
Wow What an ass!!
FrankHotpants 31
Well at least he didn't say anything like, you want a promotion, break out the lotion.
gonad_gobbler 1
ooo I bet that raised your temper op, try to relax though, maybe take a break and eat some raiseins.
bubo_fml 11
Unzip right there & urinate all over his office. When he asks you to clean it up, refuse until he meets your salary request...Problem solved!
yaoifreak 8
Haha that's so cruel
tek9tim 3
Sucks to be underappreciated, but at least you have a job! Stay strong, and remember that often bosses are given crappy numbers and have to make them work.
XxFA1LxX 4
"Same wage it is!"
PenFifteen_fml 0
I really don't see the joke.