Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, while sorting through my clothes, I found one of my ex's old sweaters. After a lot of thought and difficulty, I threw it out. I felt empowered, until my father later rifled through my trash and claimed the sweater for himself. FML
Today, I wore a beautiful new dress that I got for £5 only in a sale. I've been turning heads in it all day. When I got home, my mum pulled the massive red £5 tag off of the back. FML
Today, I went shopping at a thrift store. I found a really cute top that fit me perfectly, so I bought it. Afterwards, I noticed the original tag was still on it. It read: "designed with your pregnancy in mind". It was a maternity top. FML
Today, I put all my clothes into two piles. One pile had clothes I usually wear, the other clothes I wanted to donate. When I was done, I put the piles into two jumbo trash bags. I came back a bit later and they both were gone. My mom donated both bags. I have no clothes. FML
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Today, I bought a new, expensive dress for a date. I left the tag on and hidden in hopes of returning it later. Someone saw it and ripped it off for me to "save me from embarrassment." FML
Today, I found an old dress in my house laying around. I decided to dye it green to wear it out on St. Patrick's day. Turns out it was my grandmother's wedding dress that my sister was planning to wear for her wedding. FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Today, I finally bought the expensive but beautifully stylish dress I've been eyeing for ages online. Ten minutes later, I went back to check the shoes the model was wearing so I could coordinate my outfit. The dress had been reduced to half price. FML
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iPixiee 23
Donate his clothes, and take him shopping in that trift store.
onlychildFTW 34
I think he might be trying to say it's time for you to move out, in his own jerkish way. I hope you didn't have to pay to much for your clothes. Again.
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Comments (82)
catmint 13
If you loved them that much when you had them how did you not notice they were gone?
skippydoda 32
Damn, how much clothing do you have if you didn't notice? Anything I have goes missing and I notice, unless I never wear it. Then I don't care.
False_Stupidity 42
So, it sound to me like you just bought back a whole bunch of clothing that you hardly ever/never wear, otherwise you would have a. noticed them missing to begin with and b. recognised some of the other clothes besides the dress mentioned.
yolololol3 17
Well you noticed your outfit
StickyPickles 33
Perhaps "heaps" of clothes should be folded and organized so not to be taken to goodwill or the like. . Food for thought
Mira Lux 26
Well to be fair, they could have been all neat and folded and she is just using heaps to talk about all the clothes.
Brandi_Faith 34
Maybe it's just me, but I can't see the dad having a problem with the clothes if they were neatly folded and put away. Parents usually only have an issue when the clothes are all over the floor and/or there's no room for the ones on the floor in the closet/dresser cause those are already overfilled too.
Sheepalicious 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
i would have killed him
jadeleepenguin 29
That's a bit extreme.
gracehi 33
No, 21. Murder of the answer for everything.
False_Stupidity 42
Just like your typo murdered that sentence.
gracehi 33
Poor sentence. He was so young. Those damn murderous typos. He never had a chance. :'(
wvcheesehead 13
Well at least you did not have to visit the thrift store dressing room to try them on.
dc2fresh 15
you must have too much clothes anyway if you didn't realize that those were your clothes right away
CaptainCore993 19
How did you not notice that most of your clothes were missing?
VeganVampyre 27
Sounds to me like it wasn't actually most of her clothes. I'm picturing Veronica from the Archie comics, and how she has like 5 huge closets stuffed full because she shops all the time but never gets rid of the old clothes, and she also only ever wears things once or twice and then she can't be seen in them again. I'm thinking OP must be like that, that's the only way I can imagine you could lose that many clothes, and then find them again, all without ever realizing what happened :P
thejonac 21
go to his closet and take everything out and pawn them yay
devi_916 39
I'm not sure where you live, but you can't pawn clothes where I live.
gracehi 33
She could pawn his bedroom furniture, though. That would be hilarious! XD