Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend, when he suddenly grabbed my front. He said, in a sexy voice, "Is that your boob?". He had grabbed a fat roll. FML
ToughTitties tells us more.
Hey guys, its the OP here (didn't get an account to post the FML, but had to in order to comment, hence the name change) I'm not fat, I'm probably about 125 pounds and 5 foot 3, I was just leaning over- you know how your tummy kinda.. yeah. You guys get the idea! My boobs are way bigger than my tummy so it's all good. But I'm probably going on a diet after the holidays, because you guys are such ... well.. I can't say inspiration, more like a virtual kick up the backside. Thanks for commenting on my post, and happy holidays to you all!
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JakeBillJim 4
should have rolled with it...
XKXKKXK 10
Reply "Yes" in your own sexy voice, and switch positions before he finds out. What he doesn't know won't hurt him.
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JakeBillJim 4
should have rolled with it...
Acik91 26
In the deep?
MrForgetable 0
Nice, haha, I always like a good pun! However, I think she has rolls enough- I mean has rolled enough. Rolled.
HiIAmKevin 8
Need some butter for them rolls?
silvercamaro 22
ToughTittiesToYou 10 and 50
Zyzz7 12
YDI op, stop being a cow and get to the gym.
LolFMLnot 10
If you feel unhappy about your body you can always do something about it. It's not easy, it's gonna take a lot of effort but it's worth it.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
2 you are so right. A little exercise is great for a confidence boost in your own skin. Everyone should love their body, and if they don't they can always change it for the better.
HKCgrimmjow 15
But maybe she's just enjoying the little things... Everyone's allowed to gain a few pounds right now... Twinkies are soon to be extinct!
etchsanity1 11
If she was enjoying it I doubt it would be fml'd
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#44- Fairly certain that other companies are buying the Hostess products' rights. So twinkies probably aren't "going extinct."
Just1Ash 10
I couldn't agree more!! Well put, I used to weigh 162kg!! With two years work I'm now down to a confident 106kg!! It's the best you can do!! I had no confidence, no self respect, no motivation nothing!! Now I feel on top of the world! I can't stress how much better your life will feel!!
LolFMLnot 10
93 i lost a lot of weight too. It feels absolutely amazing.
XanderJayNix 17
You guys know some people have heart conditions that literally prevent them from exercising right? So it's not exactly an option for some people.
Zyzz7 12
@123 Thats lie, I have a degree in personal training, fitness, nutrition, and health, and there are always ways to train to lose weight. And often the heart problem is a result of the unhealthy eating that the person has done in the first place.
tournamentdecide 33
Ah, but you see, there's this thing called diverticulitis. It is hereditary, and one wrong move and your intestines can rupture, leading to death. Not everything can be blamed on diet.
TheLittlePug 3
Either your fat rolls are pretty big or you're a little flat chested.
ittsdann 6
Should roleplay and pretend hes a baker.
1DLover74 6
69 likes! XD
kra1985 8
Omg! I love your picture! Sorry completely irrelevant to the fml
XKXKKXK 10
Reply "Yes" in your own sexy voice, and switch positions before he finds out. What he doesn't know won't hurt him.
JAMSM 6
All the 'K's and 'X's are hard to distinguish.
ichliebekekse 11
I read your bio... You make me feel like XD
laden_swallow09 35
67- There are Private Messages for that, y'know...
moonfull101 13
Kinda ruined the moment
starbunnytwinkle 3
Not really. She could've just went with it and said yes.
BlowinChronic 18
But for her I can see how it would ruin the moment, because what should have been sexy turned out to be embarrassing to OP.
sacrifcedsoul 2
Also, the fact that he asked her if it was her boob is just awkward..
outoftown 27
#107, Perhaps that third nipple threw him off.
SrakaSrakasta 20
Oh boo-hoo, you're fat. If only there was something you could do about it...
Welshite 40
Oh boo-hoo, you're an insensitive jerk. If only there was something you can do about it... Nope, there seems to be no hope for you after all.
lilhellian 27
Hey welshite wanna help him get some exercise and learn sensitivity? *hands shotgun*
NFSMax 5
Guys couldn't care less about boobs. But thats cold, just roll with it. You're beautiful you're confident!
LolFMLnot 10
"guys couldn't care less about boobs" *cough* sure . . .
JoeRogansBEARD 15
To be fair I more of an ass man then a tit guy
JoeRogansBEARD 15
My bad should say " I'm " not " I "
BjgUsername 12
Speak for yourself....
rivaraven 35
I personally don't give a damn about boobs.. probably that's why I'm gay.. hm.
gracehi 33
What's the matter, 23? Don't like a guy with some cleavage m
lilhellian 27
Guys do have a preference... And grace.. That image...
mimiminx 23
How do you know she's beautiful and confident? The fact that this is a FML implies that she's not confident at all!
perdix 31
#7, you are wrong. Almost all guys care somewhat about boobs, and some care a lot about them. If you find a guy who says he doesn't care at all about ****, he's either lying, or he's got one foot in the other camp ;)
CodeXana 9
Not necessarily Perdix, I have a gay friend who talks about tithes quite a bit!
gracehi 33
Lilhellian, what of I told you, "Hairy man cleavage?" >:D
lilhellian 27
Well it's walrus hunting time.. >.> *prepares bazooka and other assorted items..* >.>
Yodaevil 4
Shit, everyone loves boobs! Straight or gay! I have gay friends that love a nice rack as much as I do. Men can appreciate a six pack on a man in a non sexual way, so a gay man can do the same.
gracehi 33
It's not walrus season! It's puppy season!
lilhellian 27
It's walrus season *points to poster* *proceedes to shoot you with a tranq*
gracehi 33
*Dodges tranq and switches poster* Puppy season!
lilhellian 27
Shoots rapid fire.. *Switches poster* Walrus season!
fuzz97 23
"tithes" not "*******" mind = boggled
KiddNYC1O 22
7- I'm sorry, all I understood was boobs!
OldMemoriesFade 8
As a woman, I've even understood, that men care about boobs, it's inevitable. You can't blame them, yes, at times it can be degrading, depending on the subject matter, but oh well.
brightaylar 4
Everyone loves boobs! Even girls
jenna73011 3
Actually I think guys care more about boobs than anything else in the world (maybe not more than asses though)
Ozuru 11
Why should we feel sorry that you made yourself fat enough to have fat rolls mistaken as boobs?
chinchily 12
Maybe it's not her fault that she is a little heavier than others, she could have a thyroid problem... Or other health issues causing her to gain a little bit.
DocBastard 40
MgChinchily - Technically you're right, but the vast majority of obesity cases can be attributed to nothing more than too much in versus not enough out.
JAMSM 6
22, You are mistaken, my entire family has bum thyroids, the doctor won't let you leave his office with a bum thyroid unless you let him write you a prescription for Armor-thyroid
rachelita2107 5
That doesnt mean people will take their thyroid medication. I have had a hypothyroid since i was 7 and to tell you the truth i starting gaining weight after i was put on medication to control my thyroid. Drs say the medicine didnt cause me to gain weight but i was a skinny child that turned fat within 2 years. I finally got that under control though now. But i have to eat very little.
citymayer 7
Yeah well my friend has benign cysts on her thyroids but her doctor refuses to do anything even though it makes her sick all the time and her weight fluctuates continuously. Not every doctor is the same.
XxskyelovexX 13
36: You don't take that stuff if you have thyroid cancer. I would know, my Mom had it. Maybe op has thyroid cancer causing her to gain weight. You never know
DocBastard 40
Just because your mother has a disease doesn't make you an authority on the subject. Thyroid cancer very rarely causes weight gain. Far and away the most common cause of obesity is eating too much and exercising too little. Trying to blame something else is an excuse and nothing more.
LO388 7
Too much in versus not enough out Doc? So you're saying people gotta poop more?
cameron194 9
Lol my favourite excuse is "muscle weighs 40% more than fat.. That's why I'm soo heavy" .. I just laugh every time I hear it
lilhellian 27
A lb of fat is same as a lb of muscle... Some people... Best not finish that..
alycion 39
Before I started bipolar meds I was too thin. Couldn't gain weight no matter what. I have had weight gain with the meds. I'm not fat but would kill to lose about 5-10 pounds. I can't. Diet and exercise do nothing for it. I can either deal with the extra weight or let my bipolar run rampant. Either way I won't be happy with something. Sometimes you just have to learn to deal. I have another med I have to go on occasionally that puts a lot of weight on. Fortunately, I don't need it often. Again, no matter what I do, I can't lose it. Usually a week after I go off of the med, the weight sheds pretty rapidly. But if the weight was due to my own bad habits and I was unhappy about it, I would learn about proper nutrition and exercise and avoid fad diets. Change is never simple and the simple solutions never last long term from my own experience in life.
XxskyelovexX 13
Docbastard: I was not trying to say I have authority over the subject I was just saying I know a lot about it dealing with my mom dying for a few years. She did end up gaining a lot of weight and her hormones were all over the place. It was a rough time. I didn't mean that Op definetly has thyroid cancer or has a reason to be obese I was just saying it was a possibility.
MatteKudasai 17
My mother has a thyroid that is effectively useless. She is also 43 years old, has 6 children, is a former world champion for 40+ 8km cross country, and currently in the top 20 women in the world in crossfit. Thyroid problems are a poor excuse for being overweight.
ToughTitties 4
I don't have thyroid cancer. I'm just chubby.
XxskyelovexX 13
104: She lost all the weight after all the cancer was gone
chinchily 12
Sorry if I caused this debate, I didn't say OP did have a thyroid problem, I was just stating an issue that COULD happen, she could have also been taking other medication, or started birth control...she could just be heavy.. But I was looking at all the options
anythingmustbe 18
There was a very fat chance of your boyfriend doing that by mistake.
ICastillo 25
Haven't you Seen Family Guy? Fat people sex is the best out there Op.
saIty 17
I thought it was ear sex.
ICastillo 25
That is also in one of the episodes. But Ear sex was a way to be abstinent in that episode.
lilhellian 27
All aboard the toad express to fat sexville... Now leaving earsex station.. Choo Choo