Today, I went to a restaurant for a friend's birthday. There were two very attractive waiters. They waited until I went to the toilet to sit down, talk to my friends and hit on them. They promptly left upon my return. Men avoid me. FML
kittykat798 tells us more.
It definitely wasn't their breaks! It was weird because they didn't even ask for my friends numbers or anything, just chatted with them. There was enough room at the table for them to have done that with me there, so it wasn't that. It was almost like I was too intimidating or something! I found it quite funny in a tragic kind of way and that's probably because of the terrible relationship I've just come out of. I really didn't expect so many nice comments, you guys are the best!
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Marine1775 14
Let's be real here.
Ilovemysphynx 19
Well that's their loss! I bet you're a great girl with lots to offer. Don't let them bring you down!
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Comments (99)
matthews_van 10
Not to be rude, but there must be a reason
thuminthumz 5
forever alone ...
DiamondNicole 9
The right one will come your way .
sumbum95 15
You just gotta be confident & not think like that! :)
kittykat798 7
It definitely wasn't their breaks! It was weird because they didn't even ask for my friends numbers or anything, just chatted with them. There was enough room at the table for them to have done that with me there, so it wasn't that. It was almost like I was too intimidating or something! I found it quite funny in a tragic kind of way and that's probably because of the terrible relationship I've just come out of. I really didn't expect so many nice comments, you guys are the best!
smokecloud_ 37
Servers are chatty, we're people people. If they didn't ask for their numbers, they were probably just chatting them up. I do that a lot, it kinda personalizes the dining experience, makes the guest like you so you, hopefully, leave a good tip and come back as a regular. Thanks for the follow-up! I'm sure you'll find lots of foxy men to chat you up in the future.
WeskersSexslave 15
or they're obviously taken
tarbaby6193 6
Sucks to be fugly
Asstarotte 7
That is my life sooo much. That's when I realized, **** women!
Greenguy9 8
They clearly don't want to.
NamelessFace 22
Yeah man you can get arrested for that
Walshey93 10
Apparently I tend to give out "**** off" vibes by accident when I go out. Maybe you do that too without realising...
Bentonic 11
Yeah, I'm one of those people that look really depressed when they're not smiling.
barryTFK 1
you must be really ugly and smell bad
crazymentalblond 25
Gee you're just full of supportive comments aren't you?
aelarol 5
They want to fight with me so consider youself lucky.