Today, I went to a job interview, and my father in law's house. As soon as I got home I went to the bathroom and noticed my bloody pantyliner had fallen out at one of these places. I don't know which one is worse. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was at work, I didn't have any panty liners so I used tissue. I was taking orders when I suddenly felt the tissue trailing down my leg. I tried not to move, but it inevitably fell through my pants onto the floor in front of my co-workers. I swiftly put it into my pocket. Luckily, it had nothing on it. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, I was suffering from some gastric distress. While on my way to a job interview, I slipped on some concrete that was wet due to a recent slight rain shower. I didn't fall. I DID shit my pants though. I walked back home slowly in shame to clean up the mess. I didn't make it to the interview. FML
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, I lost the pantyliner I was wearing. It's a hot, sweaty day, and I think the adhesive stopped working. I had a piano lesson right before I noticed it was missing. I'm having visions of it resting on my hot male piano teacher's floor. Or it fell out on the street somewhere. FML
Today, I stuffed my buttcrack with toilet paper right before my job interview because I tend to sweat there a lot and I was wearing a white skirt. I went to the bathroom afterward to take it out but it wasn't there anymore. It could have only gone up two places. FML
Today, I woke up at my brother-in-law's house in the middle of the night to discover I had a watery shit in my underwear. I thought I was safe because had on a Depends, I wasn’t and had to change my sweatpants too. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I had to drop my daughter off with my babysitter first. When I got to the interview, I got a weird look from the vice president of the company. I had lime green poop running down the side of my white blouse. FML
Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
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pugpuggy 21
If it fell out at the interview, it could have been any of the other women at the workplace, and I'm sure your father-in-law would understand anyway.
diagnosisscience 13
Neither one will ever mention it so pretend it never happened!
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Comments (86)
TypicalSenpai 14
Definitely where you had your job interview. Your father-in-law might be a little weirded out, but at least it won't affect you as much.
uncle_ssaamm 12
check your car?
Angsty_Armadillo 25
That's bloody awful!
iShanny 13
I feel like you should have noticed something falling out of your underwear... Didn't it ever feel like it was out of place?
novacaner 10
YDI for posting with broken English.
novacaner 10
Nvm I'm hungover.
ItsDutch 16
I remember my first beer
CountedTo10 9
Menstrual cups, my dear :) that is the way forward! But I'm curious as to what clothes you wore that made it possible for it to fall out?
Maycontainnuts 17
Could be a skirt. That could easily come out without op noticing. Maybe when climbing the stairs or sitting down or something to dislosge it?
BlameTheOwls 14
Can't use a cup of you have an IUD unfortunately...
sturschaedel 27
#34, yes you can! I've been using a cup for over ten years now, and have had an IUD for about five years and never had a problem. The only things to be careful about are: 1) Don't use a cup during the first period after you get the IUD and 2) tell the doctor that you plan to use a cup and ask them to cut the strings a bit shorter. Works perfectly.
jeepers_1 21
my doctor actually suggested either the cup or pads when I got mine. the strings are more likely to get caught in a tampon. I also push the cup out as far as I can with my body and then grab it.
katertott 44
I love my cup, but still use a panty liner as backup just to be safe.
Markovski 18
Relax and let it be, they will not have a clue it's you unless no other ladies been there in a while
worldclassrager 41
Did you get the job?
selemundo 4
Well then maybe you should consider wearing PADS or TAMPONS when you're on your period. Liners are only worn when you're pretty much off your period and slightly spotting. You're welcome.
toomanyidiots 14
It's possible she did exactly that? Many people double up (ex. liner + tampon) when they need to, and spotty liners are still bloody and embarrassing to lose.
lovelockdown23 23
#35 maybe you should get your damn facts straight and back off before assuming shit.
Megatron_Griffin 25
1. Pads can be incredibly uncomfortable for some..so that's not an option. 2. Some girls have heavier periods and need the liners for back-up...actually that's what I was taught they were for. 3. Your "you're welcome" at the end didn't make your back handed advice seem any less condescending. And OP I'm sorry to hear that happened..but keep your head up...people can be quite understanding sometimes and maybe you lost it while traveling from location to location and it isn't in either place
tournamentdecide 33
43, your pfp went perfectly with your comment.
Miss_Mandi 29
That's incredibly stupid to say. Maybe she doubled on a tampon and liner like 36 suggested. Maybe she wasn't even on her period and just had spotting in between due to birth control.
Xela77 10
Does typing in CAPS really MAKE a DIFFERENCE? Cause it just MAKES me YELL the word in my HEAD.
selemundo 4
absolutely nothing you said will Change my statement. Also, no one told the dummy to wear a SKIRT while she was still on her period hence the reason why i said tampon foo. now be gone.
selemundo 4
p.s. she said she was only wearing a liner. she never said she doubled up or anything so you idiots can suck it slow.
catherinecas 30
Why would a period stop anyone from wearing a skirt? Like is there some stupid rule that my mother and sister forgot to pass down to me?
Maedusa 9
I guess I've never had this problem so I'm trying to figure out how it fell out of you were fully clothed. Still, FYL though