Today, I went to a job interview, and my father in law's house. As soon as I got home I went to the bathroom and noticed my bloody pantyliner had fallen out at one of these places. I don't know which one is worse. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was at work, I didn't have any panty liners so I used tissue. I was taking orders when I suddenly felt the tissue trailing down my leg. I tried not to move, but it inevitably fell through my pants onto the floor in front of my co-workers. I swiftly put it into my pocket. Luckily, it had nothing on it. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, I was suffering from some gastric distress. While on my way to a job interview, I slipped on some concrete that was wet due to a recent slight rain shower. I didn't fall. I DID shit my pants though. I walked back home slowly in shame to clean up the mess. I didn't make it to the interview. FML
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, I lost the pantyliner I was wearing. It's a hot, sweaty day, and I think the adhesive stopped working. I had a piano lesson right before I noticed it was missing. I'm having visions of it resting on my hot male piano teacher's floor. Or it fell out on the street somewhere. FML
Today, I stuffed my buttcrack with toilet paper right before my job interview because I tend to sweat there a lot and I was wearing a white skirt. I went to the bathroom afterward to take it out but it wasn't there anymore. It could have only gone up two places. FML
Today, I woke up at my brother-in-law's house in the middle of the night to discover I had a watery shit in my underwear. I thought I was safe because had on a Depends, I wasn’t and had to change my sweatpants too. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I had to drop my daughter off with my babysitter first. When I got to the interview, I got a weird look from the vice president of the company. I had lime green poop running down the side of my white blouse. FML
Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
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pugpuggy 21
If it fell out at the interview, it could have been any of the other women at the workplace, and I'm sure your father-in-law would understand anyway.
diagnosisscience 13
Neither one will ever mention it so pretend it never happened!
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Comments (86)
anthony_Calderon 15
To answer your question OP it's worse at your father in laws cause many people could have gone to that same place for an interview but only you or your mother in law go to the other place
quarterbird 18
Hopefully, it fell out while you were traveling between places.
allforfun 23
"Ewwww!" -every guy reading this
daddysgirl243 21
another woman problem not helped by bad timing
Biscuitmonster 9
I don't know how anyone bares tampons. They're so uncomfortable, can't monitor when you're about to leak and it's too easy to forget. Pads are soft and comfortable and easy to manage. No worrying about sleeping too long and getting blood poisoning.
limabeans101029 21
I don't like tampons either. And cups are even better than pads! (In my opinion)
organizse 28
Ok so to clarify, by father in law I actually mean my sister's husband's dad. And I did get the job thank you. I was wearing a skirt so obviously it was hard to notice haha oops; And it was my last day so tampons would just hurt at that point. I don't know what made it fall out (probably just the fabric of my underwear) but I'm going to make extra sure it doesn't happen again :S Still don't know where but I'm hoping it was the restaurant I went to also that day so I won't ever see the person who found it again.
Megatron_Griffin 25
Yay!!! I'm so glad to hear you got the job :) finding a job can be really tough now a days. Hope it all goes well. Congratulations and good luck!
demetrius1551 15
if you and your father in law get along like family im sure he wont care. he just may heckle you a little bit op.
daddysgirl8 21
Try using a pad with wings next time, and don't wear a skirt/dress.
mattrd_fml 31
how do they just "fall out?" and without you noticing?
carcinoid 17
this happened to my friend in school before!